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Serious I want to stop being an Incel

ToBurble&Pine

ToBurble&Pine

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So I decided to stop being an Incel and have sex and for that I need to:
  • Change my face
  • Change my height
  • Change my social background
  • Change my genes
  • Change my bone structure
Anyone know how to change those ASAP? So I can leave this hell called Inceldom
 
Die and pray you'll be reborn.
 
4 cold showers every day
join hamza's adonis skool
1000 pushups
30 gandy grasps
20 cavill crunches
40 o'pry overhead presses
treat women like heckin' humans
10000 karma on inceltears

keep in mind this is the bare minimum and you shouldn't feel entitled to love just because you did it.
 
just get a gf
 
Reincarnatemaxxing
Apparently the chances of us been born is 1 in 400 trillion, the goal is to reincarnate as Chad so the probability of that is estimated to be 1 in 300 Quintillion.
 
no chaddom for your face
 
Face: Bonesmash, cut centimeters off the side of your eyes to give yourself hunter eye halo. Height: Just run 300 miles to grow your bones.
 
You just need to have a good pERsonality, inkwell!
 
4 cold showers every day
join hamza's adonis skool
1000 pushups
30 gandy grasps
20 cavill crunches
40 o'pry overhead presses
treat women like heckin' humans
10000 karma on inceltears

keep in mind this is the bare minimum and you shouldn't feel entitled to love just because you did it.
 

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