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RageFuel I want to shit but I can't

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:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree: I've been wanting to go to the bathroom all morning but it's useless, I feel like I can't hold it in but when I go to the bathroom I just can't do it, is this normal? My body hurts because of this
 
take some laxatives bro
 
:soy:Hmm you are not entitled to shit
 
I am lactose intolerant, it's easy for me to shit any time I want:cool:
 
Drink more water
 
I usually have the problem of not having the urge of shitting for many days, but now I do have the urge, I've been dying all day to do it but the second I sit on the toilet the urge goes away, when I leave the bathroom it comes back. This has never happened to me before :feels:
 
I usually have the problem of not having the urge of shitting for many days, but now I do have the urge, I've been dying all day to do it but the second I sit on the toilet the urge goes away, when I leave the bathroom it comes back. This has never happened to me before :feels:

nature is fucking with you and laughing her ass off at you lol
 
What is your diet?
 
Life speaks so many words.
 
:soy:Hmm you are not entitled to shit
I have such a bad personality that even the toilet doesn't want to have anything to do with me :feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
 
Where da fuck is our shitexpert @chudur-budur ?
 
I have such a bad personality that even the toilet doesn't want to have anything to do with me :feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
hmm sounds like you need showers
 
You should get some more fiber in your diet
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never began for shitcels
 
try ephedrine or pseudoephedrine
 
Where da fuck is our shitexpert @chudur-budur ?

This is such a shame. OP's heart wants to shit but his body won't want to. Subconsciously, OP loves his shit so much that his body does not want to get rid of it. The solution is to apply copious amount of mustard oil inside butt-hole that will smooth out the shit. OP needs to realize that his shit is not his baby and stop thinking like a pregnant woman although that shit grew inside him. He needs to let it go.
 
Drink lots of sunny delight that's got to work
 
nobody has mentioned probiotics yet? drink kombucha
 
No but seriously, take some laxatives and let your body explode in the toilet.
 
Take a few laxatives.
 
Go to india and take a shit on the beach
 
Did you take shit bro? or still waiting
Did you take shit bro? or still waiting
 
Try to play a harp - i know you do, - it is relaxing.
 
Did you take shit bro? or still waiting
Did you take shit bro? or still waiting
I did but several hours after I post this thread :feelsbadman:
 
try squatting and shitting instead of sitting on toilet since our bodies natural shitting motion is squat postion @chudur-budur
 

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