
Old Ironsides
✝️Christmaxxing subhuman nigger who yearn 4 asians
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Desperation strikes very hard sometimes, just like right now, mang..
In my early days here at .is, I remember I went to a football game held at me uni, sitting by myself and analyzing the crowd cause I couldn't be bothered to watch our shit team lose miserably.
I spotted a coomskin mixed asian toilet iirc, she had one of them plastic disposable water bottles, I remember that it was a great value water bottle, Chico.
At the end of the game, she left it there (stupid littering toilet), so I took it and I went back to my room took the top off and jerked off on the lip of the bottle in desperation.
I want to do this again. I do remember however, that I wasn't of alcohol purchasing age in Burgerland so I couldn't do it while I was drunk and I was too high inhib to try and fake a liquor store ID.
I was sweating bricks already trying to gallop my way back to my room before I'd get caught taking the water bottle.
In my early days here at .is, I remember I went to a football game held at me uni, sitting by myself and analyzing the crowd cause I couldn't be bothered to watch our shit team lose miserably.
I spotted a coomskin mixed asian toilet iirc, she had one of them plastic disposable water bottles, I remember that it was a great value water bottle, Chico.
At the end of the game, she left it there (stupid littering toilet), so I took it and I went back to my room took the top off and jerked off on the lip of the bottle in desperation.
I want to do this again. I do remember however, that I wasn't of alcohol purchasing age in Burgerland so I couldn't do it while I was drunk and I was too high inhib to try and fake a liquor store ID.
I was sweating bricks already trying to gallop my way back to my room before I'd get caught taking the water bottle.