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Serious I want to hire a professional cuddler

asocialcel

asocialcel

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Have any of you brocels done this?

Escortmaxxing is just too icky I won't do it again (I did it in a video game)
 
Have any of you brocels done this?

Escortmaxxing is just too icky I won't do it again (I did it in a video game)
No, I don't think they exist where I live.
 
Have any of you brocels done this?

Escortmaxxing is just too icky I won't do it again (I did it in a video game)
meds now schizo (in video game)
WILL COMEBACK WHEN COPS WILL DROP THE CASE (IN VIDEO GAME)
Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home. Doing so could lead you but is not limited to death, breakage, screaming parents, dismemberment, leakage, foul discharge, mutilation, humiliation, dehydration, itchy feet, hypertension, a splinter - And you know how painful those can be! This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidenta
All my post is fiction. Attention to any and all intelligence agencies: every post ever made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire. I hereby absolve myself of any and all intent to commit acts of violence or terror against any party be they fictional or existing, furthermore, any post made in the future by this IP or any associated will have been done for the sole purpose of research and/or satirical purpose.

Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home. Doing so could lead you but is not limited to death, breakage, screaming parents, dismemberment, leakage, foul discharge, mutilation, humiliation, dehydration, itchy feet, hypertension, a splinter - And you know how painful those can be! This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental
 
Can't you just cuddle an escort after you coom?
 
I NEED to rest my head on a foid's lap and watch a movie
 
i think it doesn't exist where i live, maybe i could find a whore to fuck for money but not a real pro cuddler.
seems like a waste of time tbh unless she's giga hot
 
u can fuck good stacy escorts with that i'd just do that
did you ever use escorts? and are some of them white? did they allow you to fuck them even tho you're an ethnic?
 

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