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I want to have a wet dream

senegambianbro

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I wish I could have one but even in the dream world im a sexless KHHV truecel :cryfeels:
 
Try to remember your dreams, don't goon, watch tons of porn before sleep. Should work
 
Try to remember your dreams, don't goon, watch tons of porn before sleep. Should work
I remember all of my dreams and i goon in my dreams but i don’t have real intercourse
 
there were two erotic dreams that i've had and they both happened a very long time ago, when i was still in school or highschool

there was one where i kissed a very pretty girl and for some reason her lips burned me, like my mind didn't know what sensation to put there

the other one i had sex with a hot and very fit girl who got on top of me in reverse cowgirl, and i didn't feel much down there but i felt very clearly how amazing it felt to touch and squeeze her fit flat stomach while she rode me, just touching her warm flat tummy was amazing in that dream and basically what it was all about
 
I wish I could have one but even in the dream world im a sexless KHHV truecel :cryfeels:
are you deadass? I've never had a wet dream either, and afaik everyone around me has had it. i thought it was only me
 
It's easy, man, just have your friend turn on the hose.
 
I have them every night, amd honestly it's a bit demotivating. Kinda feels like edging, or half ass cumming.
It's more of a punishment than a blessing.
 
Had one once when I was way younger and wasn't looking at porn.
Idk not all that important to me. They go away as you get older and stop producing so much excessive bodily fluids though
 
we don't even know what body heat feels like let alone anything else
ik man it’s so brutal all i crave is that warm physical touch with a foid that loves me
 
Be careful what you wish for
 
I wish I could have one but even in the dream world im a sexless KHHV truecel :cryfeels:
It's not hard buddy, i believe you can have one, you don't need to what porn at all, just sleep well at a good hour and your body will do the rest.


And for some reason, wet dreams look indeed like that (i never have kissed nor have sex, but wet dreams are so beliavable that makes me think its like that of dream)
 
try sleeping in a sitting position leaning slightly forward that will slightly cut oxygen to your brain. i used to fall asleep in that position due to exhaustion of compooters back when i was a teen.

The combo of low oxygen + sitting position + exhaustion + 1 hour sleep.
that is where most of my vivid, ethereal like dream happened.
I speculate this is what dying a peaceful death is like -- don't quote me on this.
low oxygen will kill brain cells and make you retarded.

if none of the above are possible to replicate

you can settle for a wet bed instead. :feelshaha:
just drink 1 whole bottle of everclear or any other high proof (drinkable) alcohol
I'm sure this can manifest a dream state like being in a puddle of water
and wake up with your lower half of your body freezing (talking from experience)
or end up in the hospital due to alcohol poisoning in an alcoholic coma.
 
I had a wet dream once, in it I was dating a teenager beautiful foid and we both ended up kissing, sitting in a park. And then we kept walking and suddenly my dad showd up, I was too emberessd so we ran away and then I woke up
It was really good
 
try sleeping in a sitting position leaning slightly forward that will slightly cut oxygen to your brain. i used to fall asleep in that position due to exhaustion of compooters back when i was a teen.

The combo of low oxygen + sitting position + exhaustion + 1 hour sleep.
that is where most of my vivid, ethereal like dream happened.
I speculate this is what dying a peaceful death is like -- don't quote me on this.
low oxygen will kill brain cells and make you retarded.

if none of the above are possible to replicate

you can settle for a wet bed instead. :feelshaha:
just drink 1 whole bottle of everclear or any other high proof (drinkable) alcohol
I'm sure this can manifest a dream state like being in a puddle of water
and wake up with your lower half of your body freezing (talking from experience)
or end up in the hospital due to alcohol poisoning in an alcoholic coma.
No need to drinking or do those stuff, its more simple than that
 
Why does everyone else get erotic dreams, while I have to experience demons trying to haunt me in my sleep?
 
Haven’t had a wet dream since I was 14
 

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