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Squatting Slavcel

Squatting Slavcel

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If I wasn't a broke NEET I'd go to a stacy every week. 4 hours a month is roughly €500 total, not even that much if you're not broke. €6k a year. I'd probably get it out of my system by then. People who would rather stay virgins are crazy. It's like a form of denial. "I might be a virgin, but I'm not pathetic enough to pay for sex, that's for men lower than me." Bruh, if whores are good enough for literal billionaires and elites, they're good enough for an incel.
 
Will you lick her pussy or just fuck her?
 
If I wasn't a broke NEET I'd go to a stacy every week. 4 hours a month is roughly €500 total, not even that much if you're not broke. €6k a year. I'd probably get it out of my system by then. People who would rather stay virgins are crazy. It's like a form of denial. "I might be a virgin, but I'm not pathetic enough to pay for sex, that's for men lower than me." Bruh, if whores are good enough for literal billionaires and elites, they're good enough for an incel.
You're lucky it's legal in your country, in most places a suck and fuck for cash is a criminal offense.
 
Will you lick her pussy or just fuck her?
Feels like a trick question. Also your name looks central EU, you can escortmaxx too :D
 
You're lucky it's legal in your country, in most places a suck and fuck for cash is a criminal offense.
The vast majority of countries tolerate it and only ban brothels/pimping, you think third world police cares if you get a $5 sucky sucky? Also even in USA if 100 guys seeked a prostitute right now, 99 wouldn't get caught. The one who does gets slapped with a misdemeanor.
 
Feels like a trick question. Also your name looks central EU, you can escortmaxx too :D
Ah no you are just supossed to say you are going to fuck it and not lick it because licking means you are licking dicks. As for me I would like my first sex to preferably be with a virgin foid but it doesn't mean I'm totally a volcel because I might take the oppurtunity on whores if some whore ever likes me. As for escortmaxxing I think it's just betabuxxing and wouldn't really offer me ascension
 
The vast majority of countries tolerate it and only ban brothels/pimping, you think third world police cares if you get a $5 sucky sucky? Also even in USA if 100 guys seeked a prostitute right now, 99 wouldn't get caught.
Still a risk
The one who does gets slapped with a misdemeanor.
No, it's a felony, and even a misdemeanor ruins your life.
 
My advice to academic failures is always the same. I don't know if your country has equivalent but just check out the bureau of labor statistics in the US for job growth and wages for no degree and associates degree and just choose one. Go be a wind turbine technician. There. I solved your problem.
 
Still a risk

No, it's a felony, and even a misdemeanor ruins your life.
Felonies generally come into play if it involves things like human trafficking, minors, coercion, or organized prostitution rings.

Also how much can a misdemeanor ruin an incel's life? You'd have to apply to a job where they do criminal background checks, and it may or may not cost you the job. And it can be expunged later.
 
My advice to academic failures is always the same. I don't know if your country has equivalent but just check out the bureau of labor statistics in the US for job growth and wages for no degree and associates degree and just choose one. Go be a wind turbine technician. There. I solved your problem.
I have a degree, but I'm at home for almost a decade now. I'll never have a job outside of online hustles.
 
Ah no you are just supossed to say you are going to fuck it and not lick it because licking means you are licking dicks. As for me I would like my first sex to preferably be with a virgin foid but it doesn't mean I'm totally a volcel because I might take the oppurtunity on whores if some whore ever likes me. As for escortmaxxing I think it's just betabuxxing and wouldn't really offer me ascension
You're not licking dicks if she's always using condoms, which she is if she's not a streetwalker.
You want a virgin foid for free, dreamland is that way >>>>
 
Felonies generally come into play if it involves things like human trafficking, minors, coercion, or organized prostitution rings.

Also how much can a misdemeanor ruin an incel's life? You'd have to apply to a job where they do criminal background checks, and it may or may not cost you the job. And it can be expunged later.
Prostitution has just been relabelled "human trafficking", there's no functional difference between an escort sting and a "human trafficking" sting. They just solicit men online with fake ads or fake agencies, and arrest anyone who bites.
 
My advice to academic failures is always the same. I don't know if your country has equivalent but just check out the bureau of labor statistics in the US for job growth and wages for no degree and associates degree and just choose one. Go be a wind turbine technician. There. I solved your problem.
Just go be a wind turbine bro.

You and I both know you're full of shit. I have a degree, I was actually a top student. Studied a legit degree too. There's no jobs if you don't come from well connected families. You could go to Harvard and have a 4.0 GPA, you won't get hired if your dad isn't a corporate exec.
 
if you do, make sure to get the most out of it and make her hate her pathetic life as much as possible
 
If you're bursting at the seminal vesicles then an escort can give physical satisfaction, but I don't believe it's possible to reach the depths of gooning lust with a prostitute. Even if you could, it seems undignified to be in a lustful craze while she's acting.
 
Prostitution has just been relabelled "human trafficking", there's no functional difference between an escort sting and a "human trafficking" sting. They just solicit men online with fake ads or fake agencies, and arrest anyone who bites.
Nah, if Stacy, 20 posts an ad for services inside her aparment, nothing will happen to the client. She didn't traffick herself. She needs the money for rent and tuition. Nobody would know. Cops have better things to do than do stings on individuals. They target higher profile operations; maybe there's an apartment building that locals complain about because of prostitution, that's where they'll make a sting.
 
Nah, if Stacy, 20 posts an ad for services inside her aparment, nothing will happen to the client. She didn't traffick herself. She needs the money for rent and tuition. Nobody would know.
But she might not be a 20 year old Stacy, it could be an FBI agent or cop posing as a 20 yo Stacy to entrap sex purchasers.
Cops have better things to do than do stings on individuals.
Google your area and search up "trafficking sting" then read about how they conduct the operation.
They target higher profile operations; maybe there's an apartment building that locals complain about because of prostitution, that's where they'll make a sting.
They do it all the time with online ads, they arrest anyone who enters the apartment.
 
I've done it. My sex drive is low these days so not really interested. I'm a STEMcel so I have disposable income.

Best case: incall where she already has a hotel she's staying in for a period of time and you just show up. Hotel staff do not care. I wouldn't do this shit at my house and it sucks when you have to book a hotel at the last minute or do shit in your car.

Also I would add a lot of strip clubs are also brothels but you'll lose a lot of money there
 
You're not licking dicks if she's always using condoms, which she is if she's not a streetwalker.
You want a virgin foid for free, dreamland is that way >>>>
If I don't get a virgin foid by 25 I will escortmaxx too
 
I've done it. My sex drive is low these days so not really interested. I'm a STEMcel so I have disposable income.

Best case: incall where she already has a hotel she's staying in for a period of time and you just show up. Hotel staff do not care. I wouldn't do this shit at my house and it sucks when you have to book a hotel at the last minute or do shit in your car.

Also I would add a lot of strip clubs are also brothels but you'll lose a lot of money there
>hotel staff do not care

They do, they have a legal requirement to report it on suspicion and take anti-prostitution training courses.
 
>hotel staff do not care

They do, they have a legal requirement to report it on suspicion and take anti-prostitution training courses.
Wasn't my experience honestly
 
Wasn't my experience honestly
There’s recent laws, like in the last decade, that mandate this. Marriot is also notorious for doing escort sting ops and working with police.
 
There’s recent laws, like in the last decade, that mandate this. Marriot is also notorious for doing escort sting ops and working with police.
Fuck. Good to know I guess
 
Same here. Definitely going if I eventually get a job and save money for it.

I have a degree, but I'm at home for almost a decade now. I'll never have a job outside of online hustles.
Brutal. Feels like I'm on that exact path as well but I'm at least holding onto my part-time job so far.
 
they got rid of brothels why again?
 
I won't. Imagine paying a foid just to get an orgasm that feels the same as jerking off. Then, you'll be feeling empty after. Not to mention it's also disgusting. I've learned to control these primal desires, and not submit and give foids cash.

Never stopped me :feelsEhh:
That means you can't control your primal/animalistic desires.
 
I won't. Imagine paying a foid just to get an orgasm that feels the same as jerking off. Then, you'll be feeling empty after. Not to mention it's also disgusting. I've learned to control these primal desires, and not submit and give foids cash.


That means you can't control your primal/animalistic desires.
Call me crazy but jerking off is better. You control it 100% and you don't have to satisfy someone who has been ran through 100 times and is easily bored.
 
They would probably reject me even if I had the money
 
They would probably reject me even if I had the money
Very unlikely unless you stink or something or refuse to wear protection. They're experts in sleeping with dudes they find disgusting.
 
I won't. Imagine paying a foid just to get an orgasm that feels the same as jerking off. Then, you'll be feeling empty after. Not to mention it's also disgusting. I've learned to control these primal desires, and not submit and give foids cash.
It's about the journey, not the destination. Jerking off is 1 sex act out of hundreds. I went to 1 escort 13 years ago and I felt good about it for days because I had her scent stuck under my nose. I had a smirk when I was on a train back.
 
Same here. Definitely going if I eventually get a job and save money for it.
Try once at least, €60 for 30 min should be doable with a part time job. I have an incel friend, he has huge savings because he lives with his parents and works for the family company, he keeps joking about calling escorts for us, but 5 years pass and he never goes to one. Over for highinhibcels.
 
Try once at least, €60 for 30 min should be doable with a part time job. I have an incel friend, he has huge savings because he lives with his parents and works for the family company, he keeps joking about calling escorts for us, but 5 years pass and he never goes to one. Over for highinhibcels.
Honestly I would escortmax but i'm a neet and haven't had a job in years. I'm a 26 year old virgin so this shit is already embarassing, feel trapped by my situation as I still don't have a drivers license to go out for anything but I also live with my parents (like most gen z tbh) so everything about my life prevents me from doing that. If I had a driver's license and an income i'd probably go out one night and do it but alas I can't.
 
I can't escortmaxx in my shithole
 
In my country is legal to sell your body but since the tax system is not updated sluts risk to get charged with tax evasion (which is laughable matter here, you pay a small fine and that's it). Also buying sex services is not persecuted. Pimping, or managing and coordinating sex work of any sort in any way, means guaranteed looong jail time.
Prices are very very low for street hookers and higher but still affordable for proper "lofters" (apartment cleaner escorts). Why cheap tho? Because they are suffering a market struggle, more and more men are going for trans when it comes to pay for sex. Don't ask me why, i only know my country always been kinda fag.
 
No I just put Hebrew in my handle like that :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: I am not related or from Israel at all
Lmao, why would you do that?:feelshaha::feelsPop:
Im actually from there, and it's illegal just like in your country.
 
Lmao, why would you do that?:feelshaha::feelsPop:
Im actually from there, and it's illegal just like in your country.
Cause its funny, majority of soyjack fags and some users think that this place is fed spot for mossad agents from Israel
 
Cause its funny, majority of soyjack fags and some users think that this place is fed spot for mossad agents from Israel
I don't think that mossad will waste those resources on an incel forum.

I mean maybe? We can never really know, but like why? Just because some lonely incels said very bad things about jews and israel, doesn't mean it's an actual threat.

You have to remember intelligence agencies have to report to government about their resource allocation. Imagine trying to explain how half of your resources was allocated to watch lonely incels. :feelsPop: :lul:
 
I don't think that mossad will waste those resources on an incel forum.

I mean maybe? We can never really know, but like why? Just because some lonely incels said very bad things about jews and israel, doesn't mean it's an actual threat.

You have to remember intelligence agencies have to report to government about their resource allocation. Imagine trying to explain how half of your resources was allocated to watch lonely incels. :feelsPop: :lul:
I got posted on chinktok and got 4 million views some comments were about how I was a Jew posting that jfl tho I can't find those comments now (2nd post is mine)

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@lexxxmaria/video/7601232473506254094
 
I mean tbf, thats a crazy post bro:worryfeels::feelskek:

But, I wouldn't be surprised to find that the smut books woman read are, much much worse.

But why does she looks like she has no soul in her eyes? Completly dead inside.0
Bro I have thought of something 100x worse :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: since I am a bum with too much free time on my hands I keep fantasizing about how I would torture foids jfl
 
It is different when you actually go through with it. There is a depressing seedy atmosphere that sucks the fun out of it
 
If I wasn't a broke NEET I'd go to a stacy every week. 4 hours a month is roughly €500 total, not even that much if you're not broke. €6k a year. I'd probably get it out of my system by then. People who would rather stay virgins are crazy. It's like a form of denial. "I might be a virgin, but I'm not pathetic enough to pay for sex, that's for men lower than me." Bruh, if whores are good enough for literal billionaires and elites, they're good enough for an incel.
there are no prostitute stacys.
Even in porn out of all actors there are only 2 stacylite-stacys
(Anna ralphs and little caprice)
Rest are ltb-htb
 
there are no prostitute stacys.
Even in porn out of all actors there are only 2 stacylite-stacys
(Anna ralphs and little caprice)
Rest are ltb-htb
Stacy, 18, does kissing for €20 extra, in my area.
1774358532545

Stacy, 30, cheaper, cuddles, swallows, €90/hr
1774358737573


All I need is to not be broke.
 
1.
Frauded HTB
2.
fat becky

Stacy, 19, does GFE
1774359367455


All 3 look better than Anna ralphs and little caprice to me, and they're all stacies to me, so idc how others would classify them.
 

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