LifeFuel I want to become a forensic investigator

[FastBlast]

Imagine being called in to investigate a crime scene and you walk in to find this...

Spoiler: NSFW

I would let my partners go on their lunch break early while I do a little solo investigating if you know what I mean

 

[superpsycho]

interesting

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

 

[DriveLikeNigger]

Nigga there's gonna be poo and maggots in those holes at least make sure it's a warm one

 

[Trident]

Spoiler: NSFW

cold, unfuckable

 

[AutistSupremacist]

I'd rather be a mortician

 

[FastBlast]

Nigga there's gonna be poo and maggots in those holes at least make sure it's a warm one

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I would put my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift

 

[FastBlast]

I'd rather be a mortician

Based. So much pussy to fuck

I think investigators have an advantage since they get early access to the body tho

 

[DriveLikeNigger]

condoms won't protect you from the smell tho. Also having protected sex with a corpse defeats the whole purpose.... why do it when you could just fuck a sex doll or your sock??

 

[FastBlast]

I would put my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift

Investigate her vagina with my penis

 

[AutistSupremacist]

I think investigators have an advantage since they get early access to the body tho

The corpses won't be clean and you will be accompanied by someone else. The mortician is often left alone with the deceased foid who's body is clean already

 

[FastBlast]

condoms won't protect you from the smell tho. Also having protected sex with a corpse defeats the whole purpose.... why do it when you could just fuck a sex doll or your sock??

Sex dolls are expensive. Dead foid is free

Socks are not sexy. Dead foids are sexy

 

[FastBlast]

The corpses won't be clean and you will be accompanied by someone else. The mortician is often left alone with the deceased foid who's body is clean already

You know what, you changed my mind. I found my dream career

 

[DriveLikeNigger]

Sex dolls are expensive. Dead foid is free

Socks are not sexy. Dead foids are sexy

Solid reasoning

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Probably smells horrible.

 

[FastBlast]

Probably smells horrible.

Volcel if wouldn't

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Volcel if wouldn't

At that point I may as well fuck a sexdoll and call it a day

 

[4sez]

Shalom IT

 

[Robocell]

Shalom IT

 

[Acorn]

Yummy

 

[Grodd]

"Everybody leave the room i have to inspect this body alone"

 

[Emba]

I would put my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift

;;

 

[Morbilius]

"Everybody leave the room i have to inspect this body alone"

 

[Emba]

This looks like a job for Matsuka...

 

[shrimpcel]