Media I want to be reincarnated as a deer

[AutisticBeast]

So that I can jump through hair salons and scare roasties and white knights.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVP3Zbv-5Kg

 

[chutmarikacel]

@Netzachcel

 

[Deleted member 34074]

@Netzachcel

A cannibal deer?

 

[Deleted member 33826]

Being a deer would suck.. Imagine being mogged by headlights. JFL

 

[Deleted member 32725]

Seems like a bad choice.
>Might get antlermogged
>Get hunted and turned into trophy
>Probably hit by car
>Eat grass like a faggot

If I had to pick an animal it would be an Elephant, Hippo, or Gorilla. Probably Gorilla.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I don't want to be reincarnated

 

[IntrovertedIncel]

Guy got to hug the barber at the end wtf

 

[bigantennaemay1]

That was hilarious! Also, go figure she cries when she wasn't injured, and then went straight to her phone to let everyone know what a victim she was, to nothing.

>Eat grass like a faggot

If I had to pick an animal it would be an Elephant, Hippo, or Gorilla. Probably Gorilla.

I'd pick an eagle. Top of the food chain, free reign of the skies, and even if I was a genetic dead end, I'd still be a majestic creature instead of some warped, ground-dwelling monkey.

 

[Emba]

So that I can jump through hair salons and scare roasties and white knights.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVP3Zbv-5Kg

Being a deer would suck.. Imagine being mogged by headlights. JFL

Seems like a bad choice.
>Might get antlermogged
>Get hunted and turned into trophy
>Probably hit by car
>Eat grass like a faggot

If I had to pick an animal it would be an Elephant, Hippo, or Gorilla. Probably Gorilla.

I don't want to be reincarnated

Get well soom!