Serious I want to be a Dark Souls achievement

[Celius]

Defeat Celius
The Prince of Virginity and the Rightful Heir to the Subhuman Throne

Bronze / 20g

Better than having to undertake Skyrim’s cucked achievements.

Hail Samuel
Complete “Hail Samuel!”

Milfhunter
Cold approach 30 landwhales

Master Criminal
Get rejected by 50 jailbaits

Explorer
Discover all FACEandLMS’ videos

Taking Sides
Join the Blackpill or the Redpill army

Lost to the Soys
Successfully rope

Apprentice
Reach virginity age 15

Adept
Reach virginity age 20

Wizard
Reach virginity age 30

Legend
Reach virginity age 50

Imagine.

 

[Celius]

Meant to post in sewers. Fuck my life.

 

[Wolnir]

Get rejected by 50 jailbaits

 

[PersonalityBRADPITT]

JFL. Clever.

 

[Luzifer]

There should be a 25 yo rank

 

[PersonalityBRADPITT]

There should be a 25 yo rank

Point of No Return
Reach virginity age 25

 

[EpedaBIGDICKENERGY]

lol nice.

 

[Luzifer]

Point of No Return
Reach virginity age 25

Now its perfect, cause many later bloomers loose at 21 etc.

 

[Celasius]

Point of No Return
Reach virginity age 25

Guardian of Virginity
Exterminate a roastie infiltrator on .is

 

[PersonalityBRADPITT]

Guardian of Virginity
Exterminate a roastie infiltrator on .is

 

[Gutless]

Bethesda achievements suck. I 100% all fromsoft games but not bethcucksda

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Milfhunter

https://www.xvideos.com/channels/milf-hunter-1#_tabVideos

 

[Celasius]

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Thought you ascended tbh jfl. Good to see you back at least.

 

[PersonalityBRADPITT]

Thought you ascended tbh jfl.

JFL. If only