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Sheogorath

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Sperm donation banks reject incel donors, so you can't spread your glorious high-IQ seed through direct participation in such programs.

It occurs to me though that Chad could become a member and women could select Chad as their desired sperm donor.

Chad may be worried about foids trying to take his moneys though, as sperm banks are known to give up dox of donors and then donors get sued.

Bro


Giving glorious incel cum to Chad is a solution for this: if they dox him, he can ask for his DNA to be tested, and it will come up a failure.

You'd just ejaculate into some squeeze tube that he takes in with him and he puts that wherever he's supposed to fap.

There would be no way to know since they don't actually observe the guys fapping for privacy reasons.

If they try to sue him for deception he can just pretend he's gay and give some story like "my dick was dripping in other men's cum, I thought I used my own but I guess some of the other guys' got mixed in".

If they try to pressure him to give up his incel donor dox, he can just say it was some masked gay orgy in an alley and he has no way of identifying the other sperm.

I believe this legal defense would be worth taking slightly less pay, so he could split the proceeds 50/50. You would want Chad to pay you in cash for you cum so there's no paper trail.

If this strategy becomes widespread they might change policy like "the nurse must watch you fap to make sure it's your own cum", which would still be a hilarious outcome to achieve.

Apparently in the United States you can make $50 per donation, so that $25 per coom for both us and our Chad accomplices.

Aside from the cash we also know foids are out there raising our babies without a means to saddle a private citizen with the bill.
 
Donating sperm is cucked and not a good way to make money
I've seen programs where they track sperm doners
They don't give you privacy and you will end up paying child support in the future
 
Becoming a sperm donor is a very complicated procedure. You have to wait for months to see if they accept you as a donor because the sperm is tested thoroughly by the laboratories. You can’t just walk up to the front desk with a bottle of cum
 
i wouldnt want to put another one like me in this world
 
Donating sperm is cucked and not a good way to make money
I've seen programs where they track sperm doners
They don't give you privacy and you will end up paying child support in the future
Brain blast
 
Becoming a sperm donor is a very complicated procedure. You have to wait for months to see if they accept you as a donor because the sperm is tested thoroughly by the laboratories. You can’t just walk up to the front desk with a bottle of cum
OP has gone insane due to inceldom please excuse him.
 
I've always said surrogacy, artificial wombs and egg donation are the way forward for Incel Men.

Nannies, child minders, au pairs and family relatives for child rearing.

Prostitutes for sex. Escorts for GFE sex and "business trips/ social events etc".
 
the title sounds like you want to partake in homosexual activities with escort chad
i can see how it might be a good idea , to give these chad worshiping foids incel sons but that could benefit them as they can sue the company and get more money or even get chad or even you (if you get caught or chad snitches on you) to pay child support and on top of that the kid will just live a more miserable life knowing that no one wanted him it's overall a bad idea
 
I hope that being white and not Manlet is enough for donate sperm. I would just donate it to spread my genes at some point
 
Becoming a sperm donor is a very complicated procedure. You have to wait for months to see if they accept you as a donor because the sperm is tested thoroughly by the laboratories. You can’t just walk up to the front desk with a bottle of cum
they have to weed out the subhuman cum from the chad cum at all costs, no matter how much time it takes.
 
Becoming a sperm donor is a very complicated procedure. You have to wait for months to see if they accept you as a donor because the sperm is tested thoroughly by the laboratories. You can’t just walk up to the front desk with a bottle of cum
Right but once they test Chad, they'll still want a fresh batch, and that's when he swaps in ours
Donating sperm is cucked and not a good way to make money
I've seen programs where they track sperm doners
They don't give you privacy and you will end up paying child support in the future
That's why the official donator doesn't match up with the actual semen producer in my plan

damn, I thought I came up with this on my own (hadn't even heard of blackpill club til today tbh) but am feeling very unoriginal now
or... great minds?
 
Think about how ludicrous sperm donation is, all because cuntflaps only want the best yet they don't self improve or bring anything to the table other than their holes & a whole lotta headaches.
 
Apparently in the United States you can make $50 per donation
imagine getting paid to coom every day and impregnate roasties consequence free :lul: while cucks work, get blasted by their bosses all day and only make slightly more which their wives will take on divorce rape anyway so it evens out :feelscomfy:
 

Sperm donation banks reject incel donors, so you can't spread your glorious high-IQ seed through direct participation in such programs.

It occurs to me though that Chad could become a member and women could select Chad as their desired sperm donor.

Chad may be worried about foids trying to take his moneys though, as sperm banks are known to give up dox of donors and then donors get sued.

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Giving glorious incel cum to Chad is a solution for this: if they dox him, he can ask for his DNA to be tested, and it will come up a failure.

You'd just ejaculate into some squeeze tube that he takes in with him and he puts that wherever he's supposed to fap.

There would be no way to know since they don't actually observe the guys fapping for privacy reasons.

If they try to sue him for deception he can just pretend he's gay and give some story like "my dick was dripping in other men's cum, I thought I used my own but I guess some of the other guys' got mixed in".

If they try to pressure him to give up his incel donor dox, he can just say it was some masked gay orgy in an alley and he has no way of identifying the other sperm.

I believe this legal defense would be worth taking slightly less pay, so he could split the proceeds 50/50. You would want Chad to pay you in cash for you cum so there's no paper trail.

If this strategy becomes widespread they might change policy like "the nurse must watch you fap to make sure it's your own cum", which would still be a hilarious outcome to achieve.

Apparently in the United States you can make $50 per donation, so that $25 per coom for both us and our Chad accomplices.

Aside from the cash we also know foids are out there raising our babies without a means to saddle a private citizen with the bill.


You guys restores my hope in subhumanity :feelsXmas::feelsautistic:
 
That title is gay as fuck.
 
Kek

At first I thought this would be a cucked post but it's giga iq
 
titles like that are how I discern who just skims title before replying vs those who read the body
I briefly read the body which is about getting chads to trick sperm banks into giving incel sperm. I was just saying that the title is pretty gay and you could potentially get warnings for gay posting
 
I briefly read the body which is about getting chads to trick sperm banks into giving incel sperm. I was just saying that the title is pretty gay and you could potentially get warnings for gay posting
mods would punish people who made spurious warnings like that
 
I'm too old now, so barred from donating my incel virgin seed.
 
you miss the point, all that matters is that your Chad proxy isn't barred

I didn't even read the thread properly, haha doubt he'd be up for switching samples though tbh.
 
I didn't even read the thread properly, haha doubt he'd be up for switching samples though tbh.
Why not?

Explained the incentive: he sacrifices some of the income in exchange for legal immunity.

He can't rat out the incel and get them legal culpability for the sperm without basically admitting to conspiracy to defraud.

He just needs to basically cling to "I barebacked a slut and couldn't cum inside her, it felt like some guy just came inside her, some of his cum must've gotten up my urethra and that's how it got into my donation"

Which naturally means he doesn't know who the foid's previous lover was
 
which you shouldn't get hung up on if you read past the title, it's basically a literacy test
OP failed the literacy test, a well chosen thread title for a non-gay thread shouldn't come across as super ultra gay. I learned that while obtaining my English Literature PhD (humble brag)
 
a well chosen thread title for a non-gay thread shouldn't come across as super ultra gay
Non-gay threads should have the gayest sounding titles to alienate the fuck out of faggots who only read titles and not message bodies because I don't want their fucking replies.
 
Non-gay threads should have the gayest sounding titles to alienate the fuck out of faggots who only read titles and not message bodies because I don't want their fucking replies.
ok lol
 

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