Wiz32BlackJiggaboo
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Sperm donation banks reject incel donors, so you can't spread your glorious high-IQ seed through direct participation in such programs.
It occurs to me though that Chad could become a member and women could select Chad as their desired sperm donor.
Chad may be worried about foids trying to take his moneys though, as sperm banks are known to give up dox of donors and then donors get sued.
Giving glorious incel cum to Chad is a solution for this: if they dox him, he can ask for his DNA to be tested, and it will come up a failure.
You'd just ejaculate into some squeeze tube that he takes in with him and he puts that wherever he's supposed to fap.
There would be no way to know since they don't actually observe the guys fapping for privacy reasons.
If they try to sue him for deception he can just pretend he's gay and give some story like "my dick was dripping in other men's cum, I thought I used my own but I guess some of the other guys' got mixed in".
If they try to pressure him to give up his incel donor dox, he can just say it was some masked gay orgy in an alley and he has no way of identifying the other sperm.
I believe this legal defense would be worth taking slightly less pay, so he could split the proceeds 50/50. You would want Chad to pay you in cash for you cum so there's no paper trail.
If this strategy becomes widespread they might change policy like "the nurse must watch you fap to make sure it's your own cum", which would still be a hilarious outcome to achieve.
Apparently in the United States you can make $50 per donation, so that $25 per coom for both us and our Chad accomplices.
Aside from the cash we also know foids are out there raising our babies without a means to saddle a private citizen with the bill.
It occurs to me though that Chad could become a member and women could select Chad as their desired sperm donor.
Chad may be worried about foids trying to take his moneys though, as sperm banks are known to give up dox of donors and then donors get sued.
Giving glorious incel cum to Chad is a solution for this: if they dox him, he can ask for his DNA to be tested, and it will come up a failure.
You'd just ejaculate into some squeeze tube that he takes in with him and he puts that wherever he's supposed to fap.
There would be no way to know since they don't actually observe the guys fapping for privacy reasons.
If they try to sue him for deception he can just pretend he's gay and give some story like "my dick was dripping in other men's cum, I thought I used my own but I guess some of the other guys' got mixed in".
If they try to pressure him to give up his incel donor dox, he can just say it was some masked gay orgy in an alley and he has no way of identifying the other sperm.
I believe this legal defense would be worth taking slightly less pay, so he could split the proceeds 50/50. You would want Chad to pay you in cash for you cum so there's no paper trail.
If this strategy becomes widespread they might change policy like "the nurse must watch you fap to make sure it's your own cum", which would still be a hilarious outcome to achieve.
Apparently in the United States you can make $50 per donation, so that $25 per coom for both us and our Chad accomplices.
Aside from the cash we also know foids are out there raising our babies without a means to saddle a private citizen with the bill.