I want a time machine

[SrutalBeggs]

My greatest desire is to get a time machine to the past, abduct baby me for a few hours, go to the far future, ask some doctors to conduct gene editing surgery so my skull shape isn't deformed, and my legs are much longer, and to get rid of my balding and obesity genes, then go back and put the new me right where I took him, no one notices.

Sadly I won't ever experience having the consciousness of the lucky baby that had the treatment, but maybe in another universe I would have been happy. I want him to have a happy childhood, a happy youth and a happy life I never had. Maybe he would have been a millionaire or billionaire, or even ruler of the universe after defeating all the JEVVs because of the positive reinforcement he had during his early life.

 

[SrutalBeggs]

Admittedly I was fortunate enough to have happy childhood, my grandparents, my parents who took care of me did their best during that time. It's just when I went to school and when kids saw how horrible I looked like in addition to my poor social skills it all went to shit.

I genuinely feel bad because of the countless hours they spent raising me were just wasted on a useless ugly bum nobody likes. I can never repay this debt and it makes me sad knowing they are gonna die thinking that they wasted all this time for nothing

 

[Animecel2D]

I will sell you Time Machine for $1000 totally legit

 

[SrutalBeggs]

I will sell you Time Machine for $1000 totally legit

thank you saar

i vill pay in 1000 zimbabwen dolaars

 

[Animecel2D]

i vill pay in 1000 zimbabwen dolaars

 

[Idotms]

I want sex

 

[Mr.Breb]

Same