I wanna have sex right NOW

[Paladin]

I deserve to be thrusting into some pussy right now but instead I'm rotting on here

 

[WeirdPanda]

Apparently i can't even have sex i just found out my phimosis would block me from any kind of sexual activity ever

*sigh*

 

[Ibrahim997]

masturbate bro

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

No sex for your face.

 

[NiggerAnnihilator]

buy a fleshlight or some shit

 

[JKlancecaster069]

Brutal

 

[Lego Island 2]

I deserve

dis y u inkel

 

[HotDogCel]

who doesn't .

 

[Sewer Crab]

you know what to do

 

[TheAbsoluteMaximum]

You and me both brother

 

[Sungnodius]

buy a fleshlight or some shit

 

[umsure]

Based on my pureness and goodness, I deserve all the pussy in the world

Based on my looks, I deserve to be skinned and burned alive

 

[Skelly]

I wanna have sex.... tommorow!