Holy fucking shit, you normie cunts, do you have any fucking idea what happens to my brain when I scroll past those precious little female Reddit avatars in r/inceltears? Every time I see one of those cute little whores staring back at me with those big fucking alien eyes, my goddamn cock starts throbbing like a fucking jackhammer in a construction zone. I swear to fucking God, I can't help myself I'm scrolling through the threads, seeing some dumb cunt posting a screenshot of my post, and there it is: that goddamn avatar. I fucking lose it. I'm literally fucking convulsing, jerking my pathetic excuse for a cock off to those tiny fucking avatars every single goddamn day until my balls feel like they're made of fucking shrapnel. And you think that's bad? You think that's the peak of the fucking madness? Fuck no, you fucking peasants. When the rage and the urge to coom hit me at the same fucking time, I go full fucking goblin mode. I grab the biggest fucking block of Swiss cheese from the fridge, the one with the most fucking holes, you understand? and I shove that shit into the microwave until it's fucking steaming, molten, and dripping with greasy yellow fucking sadness. Then I'm fucking convulsing over my keyboard, screaming like a fucking banshee, while I fucking plow that heated cheese block like it's the goddamn Stacy of my fucking dreams. It's beautiful, it's fucking disgusting, and it's more fucking real than any of your pathetic, sanitized normgroid lives could ever fucking hope to be. Fuck you all.
