SuicideFuel I used to smell like cum

[ack]

Back in sophomore year of highschool I used to goon a lot more and would often do it right before school. At the time I didn't really understand that busting wasn't the end of it, and that if I wanked 10 minutes before school the smell would stay with me, so I basically walked around smelling like nut all the time.

One of my "friends" at the time came up to me and said people were saying i smelled like cum and I got freaked out and asked him if he was joking but he just laughed and wouldn't answer.

It was pretty dumb but I started believing I smelled like cum because I WASN'T BUSTING ENOUGH. I thought I was blocking the pressure too much, so I ramped it up and began to do that shit even more frequently before class.

I don't remember how long I did this for but I definitely stopped by 11th grade. i honestly don't even know if the smell was noticeable or that faggot was just joking. I didn't get treated any better in 11th grade so either I didn't smell or my smv was low enough to the point that smelling or not smelling like cum didn't influence it.

its brutal to think that some groid 10 years from now at a highschool reunion might just describe me as "that kid who smelled like cum". It doesn't matter what happens in my life, I don't ever want to see those niggers again; and if I do, I will drown them in my cum

 

[WiZardTheGrAY]

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[Cryotron]

should've used toilet paper for that.

 

[nice_try]

thx for letting us know

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Nigger wtf

 

[glutty]

I always sprayed an abhorrent amount of deodorant to mask the smell before I left.

 

[ack]

I always sprayed an abhorrent amount of deodorant to mask the smell before I left.

I was hamzamaxxing too hard and didn't use deodorant because I thought it would lower my testosterone

 

[glutty]

I was hamzamaxxing too hard and didn't use deodorant because I thought it would lower my testosterone

that's the biggest BS i've ever heard in my life.

 

[Vector2800]

I once jacked off in my filmmaking class and had a huge cum stain on my pants for the entire day.

 

[DottKo334]

I never cared. In my high T days I used to go days without shower cooming several times/day. It didn't matter anyway since I'd either just skip school or show up for a couple hours and fuck off to play vidya.

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

Amazing thread, thank you. Unironically because it was funny to read

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

I once jacked off in my filmmaking class and had a huge cum stain on my pants for the entire day.

As an ex avid gooner, I can relate

 

[DottKo334]

that's the biggest BS i've ever heard in my life.

I'm honestly surprised how 13 y/o kids even believe in it. When I grew up us sperg jits just got addicted to vidya, now they take SARMs, unknowingly damaging their organs and fucking up their whole hormone system development. Crazyay

 

[Acorn]

thx for letting us know

 

[glutty]

I'm honestly surprised how 13 y/o kids even believe in it. When I grew up us sperg jits just got addicted to vidya, now they take SARMs, unknowingly damaging their organs and fucking up their whole hormone system development. Crazyay

what can you expect less from youngcel retardation?
These guys think they need to hustle and get jacked as hell or they aren't getting any pussy and just overdose on the redpill.

 

[Sonicfancel]

I used to do the same
I needed a quick goon session before going to a miserable school.

It doesn't matter what happens in my life, I don't ever want to see those niggers again;

Same.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[Idotms]

crazy self-report

also @GeckoBus @Cowcel @OwariDa @turbocuckcel_7000 can relate

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

crazy self-report

also @GeckoBus @Cowcel @OwariDa @turbocuckcel_7000 can relate

 

[GeckoBus]

crazy self-report

also @GeckoBus @Cowcel @OwariDa @turbocuckcel_7000 can relate

UNIRONICALLY

 

[Idotms]

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UNIRONICALLY

 

[Gendocel]

Ok.

 

[Leon98]

Nigger wtf

Amazing thread, thank you. Unironically because it was funny to read

 

[UglyVirgin]

 

[Runt171]

Brutal CumPill

 

[TheCatMan]

Cum cum cum cum cum

 

[DutchCel01]

Its over for cumcels

 

[DutchCel01]

Cum cum cum cum cum

Cum cum cum cum cum

 

[Horatio Alger]

Sounds like something @Clavicus Vile and/or @VλREN would do

 

[avoidthefoid2]

Cum cum cum cum cum

 

[Stupid Clown]

People just assume it's my body odor

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

LMAO, that made me chuckle

 

[Jealous Freak]

Honestly, mine smelled like chlorine to me.

 

[VλREN]

Sounds like something @Clavicus Vile and/or @VλREN would do

Can confirm

 

[unionistcel]

Yeah mate someone said to me ‘you smell like you’ve had a wank mate’ I obviously said I didn’t. I had a wank BEFORE school on that day