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I used my socks to wipe

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Geez. No toilet paper at Wendy's.

Figured it out too late. Sat there for like ten minutes trying to think of something.

Surprisingly the socks worked well.

Let's hope a hobo doesn't go through the trash and put them on.
 

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thats impressive
 
Once in high school I was out of toilet paper, so I had to walk pooped ass to the next stall :society:
 
I used to not wipe my ass at all. Because I used a bidet, like a proper civilised human being, unlike you filthy shits.
 
Nice larp faggot
 
My Mom Didn't Buy Or Get Toilet Paper Yet.
 
I used to not wipe my ass at all. Because I used a bidet, like a proper civilised human being, unlike you filthy shits.
i dont get how some water squirts are suppose to clean my shitty asshole. sometimes it takes me about 5 big toilet paper wipes to get all the shit cleaned
 
what the fuck
 
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Obviously, the socks sufficed, and then went home and took and immediate shower.

Then washed pants in hot water.

The socks were obviously thrown out.

Lol
I think you replied to wrong guy or misread by thing cus I was talking about bidets
 
:smonk: based i guess ngl bro
 
Geez. No toilet paper at Wendy's.

Figured it out too late. Sat there for like ten minutes trying to think of something.

Surprisingly the socks worked well.

Let's hope a hobo doesn't go through the trash and put them on.
I was homeless for almost ten years straight where I know exactly what you're going through, wait until you're camping out in the forest and you're wiping your ass with leaves. Been there, done that. Wishing you the best fren. :feelsjuice:

[Try the public library bathroom next time around.]
 
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Why did you put them back on you nasty ass motherfucker
 
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I used to not wipe my ass at all. Because I used a bidet, like a proper civilised human being, unlike you filthy shits.
Do you dry your butt before pulling your pants up?

I don't and it makes me uncomfortable and wets my whole underwear, but if I do my butthole hairs feel weird :smonk:
 
Just use your hands and write

"Keep the tp filled!"

On the wall in shit

Then wash your hands and ass in the us nk and stuff paper towels in the toilet and flush it causing it to overflow bro
 

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