It's Over I turned 25 today

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And I'm still a virgin just because I'm somewhat facially deformed.
 
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I'm sorry

but happy bd anyways :feelsautistic:
 
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CONGRATULATIONS!!

It's over
 
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happy birthday man!
 
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Brutal agepill.
 
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never began indeed.
 
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25 is not considered old, i hope (though old to be a virgin)
 
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yayeeee hapynrixcdhxsyay
 
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Brootal, 25 is the age where you are no longer considered a youth anymore. You have crossed the line. It's over brocel, I'll be there in a couple of years as well.

BummerDrummer said:
yayeeee hapynrixcdhxsyay
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that video response is hilarious
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
that video response is hilarious
 
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It's dumb to state your birthday. Security people.
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
the classic youtube tutorial music lmao. Where are you finding these?
I just have them ngl. It's about 1 GB (466 files) folder spread among 10 folders which categorize genres (Aesthetic, cooky shit, fights, Internet personalities ((and in those internet personalities is the hamlossus folder)) Islam, meme, shooters, and anti jew). I don't go out looking for them but if I see something funny on /gif/ or another imageboard or a discord server I'll save it
 
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Fappy Birthday, bro. I know what it's like to be a 25yo KHHV, I've been through that.
 
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BummerDrummer said:
I just have them ngl. It's about 1 GB (466 files) folder spread among 10 folders which categorize genres (Aesthetic, cooky shit, fights, Internet personalities ((and in those internet personalities is the hamlossus folder)) Islam, meme, shooters, and anti jew). I don't go out looking for them but if I see something funny on /gif/ or another imageboard or a discord server I'll save it
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pretty based. My computer sucks so it crashes if I down load too much shit like this. Don't know which ones are good and wont fail after a few years.

And the video you just posted perfectlysums up the situation. Manlets fighting each other for the attention of a landwhale, who just finished texting chad
 
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Forum_User_2345 said:
It's dumb to state your birthday. Security people.
How they gonna track you through birthday?
 
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My condolences
 
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''happy'' birthday. I'll be there in 3 years.
 
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"Happy" birthday :feelsYall::feelsPop::feelsmage::feelsLightsaber:
 
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Congratulations on going from bottom 14% to 5% in terms of outdated virginity statistics.
May you avoid the allure of roping and LDARing and find it in you to bettER yourself despite these trying circumstances.
 
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Happy Birthday.

It's all downhill from here, brother.
 
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hb, 25 is young still imo, remember tons of people here are pimpled teens, you're not a kid but youre not old either
 
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Sorry man. Life sucks and kicks you when you’re down. Did you at least get cake?
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
Brootal, 25 is the age where you are no longer considered a youth anymore. You have crossed the line. It's over brocel, I'll be there in a couple of years as well.

It depends how much one wants to cope. 25 is supposedly when you self actualize death ie. brain finalizes. It's the last step in any growth.
I've been in certain assistance programs that consider youth all the way to 30. And then in many polls you'll find the youth category stretching to 35.

All sounds over anyway
 
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the good news is every birthday after this will be the worst one yet
 
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happy berf day
 
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Rambocel said:
It depends how much one wants to cope. 25 is supposedly when you self actualize death ie. brain finalizes. It's the last step in any growth.
I've been in certain assistance programs that consider youth all the way to 30. And then in many polls you'll find the youth category stretching to 35.

All sounds over anyway
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I'm scared of getting old bro, I haven't done shit other than careermaxxxing.
 
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Happy Birthday. :feelsLightsaber:
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
And I'm still a virgin just because I'm somewhat facially deformed.
I thought you escortmaxxed?
 
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Know them feels bro. I will be 25 soon and still KHHV (I don't count escorts).
 
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I wish I was 25. I turn 36 next month
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
And I'm still a virgin just because I'm somewhat facially deformed.
Sorry brother. Happy birthday. (Although there's nothing to be happy about .at least know that you're not hated by the whole world)

Also be glad you don't have to experience this .
 
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Happy birthday
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
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I'm scared of getting old bro, I haven't done shit other than careermaxxxing.
Got me beat man. That's one thing I haven't been able to even start
 
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I thought you were 28
 
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What? Facially deformed? Tell that to all the rich 70 year old guys that gets a new girl very couple of days.

It is not that you are facially deformed man and it not your fault ether.
The world is different... Love and long-term relationships are dead... They have been for a while now... Just accept it and move on...
You would probably be ok with a girl on your level of looks, but she is not ok with you.
Even she wants a ride on Chad's pole...

The thing is you are valuable weather they admit it or not... Don't let them take advantage of you and make you feel bad about your self.
 
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So your birthday is on 1st of December 1995.
 
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It never begun :feelsjuice:
 
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Master said:
Happy Birthday.

It's all downhill from here, brother.
Thank you, Marqu- brother, I appreciate it. Indeed, I'm bracing myself for what's to come.
Over_this_Life said:
Sorry man. Life sucks and kicks you when you’re down. Did you at least get cake?
Yes, it does. Life is merciless. And no, no cake. I never celebrated my birthdays. It's just a normal day for me. However there is a family tradition to invite our family friends over for dinner on the weekend and they do the same when their kids age a year. They're around my age.
Tenshi said:
I'm sorry

but happy bd anyways :feelsautistic:
Hail The Bloatlord said:
happy birthday man!
Doomer28 said:
Fappy Birthday, bro. I know what it's like to be a 25yo KHHV, I've been through that.
Pengwin said:
''happy'' birthday. I'll be there in 3 years.
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"Happy" birthday :feelsYall::feelsPop::feelsmage::feelsLightsaber:
Zirkola said:
Happy bd!
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Happy birthday
Algeriancel said:
Sorry brother. Happy birthday. (Although there's nothing to be happy about .at least know that you're not hated by the whole world)

Also be glad you don't have to experience this . View attachment 379308
Thank you bros. For anyone who knows what this feels like, you're not alone anymore.
Dregster666 said:
I thought you escortmaxxed?
I decided against it. Damn me.
Caesercel said:
I thought you were 28
I'm not. In 2023 I will be. If I stay alive. Who knows, maybe I'll succumb to a sickness or I die in my sleep.
waste matter said:
So your birthday is on 1st of December 1995.
:feelstrash:
Rufle said:
What? Facially deformed? Tell that to all the rich 70 year old guys that gets a new girl very couple of days.

It is not that you are facially deformed man and it not your fault ether.
The world is different... Love and long-term relationships are dead... They have been for a while now... Just accept it and move on...
You would probably be ok with a girl on your level of looks, but she is not ok with you.
Even she wants a ride on Chad's pole...

The thing is you are valuable weather they admit it or not... Don't let them take advantage of you and make you feel bad about your self.
Yes, I'm facially deformed. I'm also a Pakistani Punjabi. Which means I'm curry. We are considered the lowest of the low, no kind of woman of any race likes us whatsoever, not even Pakistani Punjabis. If I had a normal face, I would most likely still struggle because of race failo.
 
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And to think that you are only 1/3rd the way through your life, way less if you only count the conscious period of it.
 
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Happy Birthday - Cope until you rope
 
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Congratz! :feelsLightsaber: just 5 more years fren! :feelsmage:
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
Thank you, Marqu- brother, I appreciate it. Indeed, I'm bracing myself for what's to come.

Yes, it does. Life is merciless. And no, no cake. I never celebrated my birthdays. It's just a normal day for me. However there is a family tradition to invite our family friends over for dinner on the weekend and they do the same when their kids age a year. They're around my age.








Thank you bros. For anyone who knows what this feels like, you're not alone anymore.

I decided against it. Damn me.

I'm not. In 2023 I will be. If I stay alive. Who knows, maybe I'll succumb to a sickness or I die in my sleep.

:feelstrash:

Yes, I'm facially deformed. I'm also a Pakistani Punjabi. Which means I'm curry. We are considered the lowest of the low, no kind of woman of any race likes us whatsoever, not even Pakistani Punjabis. If I had a normal face, I would most likely still struggle because of race failo.

Man all I am just saying it they don't care about how you look as much as men do... They care about more superfluous things.
We don't have a chance regardless of how we look or what race we belong to.
The only guaranteed way to get girls today is to have a very attractive bank account...
They may have sex with Chad but if he works at Mc donalds they will cheat on him with the rich dude.
If a rich dude is average looking and kind hearted they will cheat on him with Chad... They want it all...
Why to you think Incels and MGTOW exists?

Forget about love, chivalry and loyalty...the feminists killed it all for for our generation.
It is not your face, it is not your face, it is not your height, it is not the size of your Johnson, It is not the Job you have...
They want it all and even then they will not treat you with respect... Will Smith the "king of bel air" got cheated on even though he is still loyal to her.
They will never give you what you give them.

It is not you man... The world is a brothel now... You just need money to get in... But there is nothing more... You can't make a prostitute your life partner...
There is nothing else... That rich dude I mentioned and Chad are getting screwed left and right by a society that supports women too much.

A word of advice become a Stoic man... It helps alot.
Stop caring about it... The world if full of cool things you can do... Why not concentrate on doing cool things.

Just listen to some epic fantasy music... Maybe put on "The song of Hammerdeep" by Clamavi De Profundis
It is from the Lord of the Rings universe I think.