I turn 6 tomorrow

[I hate women]

 

[Caichan]

big boy

 

[VanGobbel]

kids.is

 

[Pancakecel]

old ass nigga

 

[Nicusor_delaBraila]

Good luck ascending in elementary school kidcel

 

[FuckYou]

I was just born 11 seconds ago. The doctor is cutting the umbilical cord as we speak. The thing is, everyone I know aren’t virgins and I feel like I’m the odd one out! Is it normal to be a virgin at 11 seconds of age?

 

[endoftheskies]

92% drop in imagination and creativity incoming.

 

[Jesussaveme]

Over for you, unc.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

There are .is accounts older than you

 

[Ambatukam Alone]

Oldest truecel on .is

 

[endoftheskies]

I was just born 11 seconds ago. The doctor is cutting the umbilical cord as we speak. The thing is, everyone I know aren’t virgins and I feel like I’m the odd one out! Is it normal to be a virgin at 11 seconds of age?

You are an virgin at 11 seconds old? People were having sex w/ their female twins at -9 months old. Your too late buddy.

 

[I hate women]

I was just born 11 seconds ago. The doctor is cutting the umbilical cord as we speak. The thing is, everyone I know aren’t virgins and I feel like I’m the odd one out! Is it normal to be a virgin at 11 seconds of age?

its over babycel

 

[Pride]

Never began for kidcels

 

[Shark]

unc ahh blud

 

[Ambatukam Alone]

unc ahh blud

 

[the last heathen]

The thing is, everyone I know aren’t virgins

You weren't born of a virgin. It never began.

 

[guessthatsit]

you are the youngest person ever