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I turn 29 next month and I have never had a girlfriend

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It is over *basedjak with gun in mouth*
 
I’m 29 next month too.
 
I'll be joining you in less than a year, after that its wizardhood. A few days ago my Mum said to me "you're not young anymore are you".
 
Obviously not
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I will also be 29 this year and will rope
 
Nine more years and you'll be right there with me. When I tell people I've never had a girlfriend and they find out my age it's like they've seen a ghost. Their expression is some weird combination of shocked, curious and terrified.
 
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Nine more years and you'll be right there with me. When I tell people I've never had a girlfriend and they find out my age, it's like they've seen a ghost. Their expression is some weird combination of shocked, curious and terrified.

Brutal
 
Nine more years and you'll be right there with me. When I tell people I've never had a girlfriend and they find out my age it's like they've seen a ghost. Their expression is some weird combination of shocked, curious and terrified.
you are an oldcel?didn't know that.i have massive respects for oldcels.
 
you are an oldcel?didn't know that.i have massive respects for oldcels.
How old is oldcel, and how old did you think I was?
 
When I tell people I've never had a girlfriend and they find out my age it's like they've seen a ghost. Their expression is some weird combination of shocked, curious and terrified.
Spot on description.
 
Spot on description.
The incel experience. This is why normies can never sympathize. They can't even imagine living the experiences.
 
Nine more years and you'll be right there with me. When I tell people I've never had a girlfriend and they find out my age it's like they've seen a ghost. Their expression is some weird combination of shocked, curious and terrified.
Brutal
 
Yes. My 24th birthday is in the month of independence. I'll receive another MRI as a reward.
 
I turned 30 in January and became a wizard. I've never had a girlfriend either but I already managed some 5 years ago to kiss some foids in "night game" but i got
jobless and stopped going out and started to LDAR. After some 5 years of LDARING I managed with help of my father to start a small business to work alone as self employed but i don't earn enough not even to rent a place for myself. please don't call me fakecel just because of little success with foids I've had in the past. I remain a virgin with wizard status.

Edit: I have a friend that mogs me, he is younger and had four girlfriends since I meet him and i know each of them and already is father of one boy of 2 years. This makes me jealous of him a lot.
 
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I want a gf so fucking badly bros. Please
 
Nine more years and you'll be right there with me. When I tell people I've never had a girlfriend and they find out my age it's like they've seen a ghost. Their expression is some weird combination of shocked, curious and terrified.
You don't tell people that dude, well i mean if i'm your age i don't think ill care either. When did you stop fantasizing about certain girls you meet in daily life? Because at 26 i continue having these voices in my head wanting me to talk with girls and shit, when i know its over.


I turned 30 in January and became a wizard. I've never had a girlfriend either but I already managed some 5 years ago to kiss some foids in "night game" but i got
jobless and stopped going out and started to LDAR. After some 5 years of LDARING I managed with help of my father to start a small business to work alone as self employed but i don't earn enough not even to rent a place for myself. please don't call me fakecel just because of little success with foids I've had in the past. I remain a virgin with wizard status.

Edit: I have a friend that mogs me, he is younger and had four girlfriends since I meet him and i know each of them and already is father of one boy of 2 years. This makes me jealous of him a lot.
Can you elaborate on the night game? Were there hot girls that made out with you? or was just a peck?
 
What did you do to increase the odds?Do you even approach or escortcel?
 
Same here, just turned 32 this month. I don't know how I made it this far tbh
 
Can you elaborate on the night game? Were there hot girls that made out with you? or was just a peck?
I remember I had taken some beer, that made more uninhibited and i approached and talked some bullshit and after that tried to kiss and was successful, but all of the foids were far from even Becky tier. I will not say ugly but not even pretty. I live in Brazil, so it is a bit easier, but in matter of having sex I wasn't successful yet but i have to be honest that i not tried that much, I mean, I tried to meet girls in dating apps but they don't seem interested so I give up. I pretend to going out more at nightclubs and pubs again, I stopped because of poverty, pandemic, unemployment.
 
Won't live that long
 
brootal
I have a 28 year old cousin he's married and drives an Audi life can be brutal sometimes
 
How old is oldcel, and how old did you think I was?
anyone above 30 to me is an oldcel.i don't know i thought you were like 24 or something.you type way more then most oldcels and you don't seem incredibly jaded as many oldcels are,so i thought you were like 24.just not definite evidence,but yeah.
 
anyone above 30 to me is an oldcel.i don't know i thought you were like 24 or something.you type way more then most oldcels and you don't seem incredibly jaded as many oldcels are,so i thought you were like 24.just not definite evidence,but yeah.
Oh, I'm extremely jaded, believe me. I assume the worst in people and situations, until evidence to the contrary.
 
Oh, I'm extremely jaded, believe me. I assume the worst in people and situations, until evidence to the contrary.
Matter of perspective
That shit changes throughout life
Don't resist the change:whitepill:
 
Oh, I'm extremely jaded, believe me. I assume the worst in people and situations, until evidence to the contrary.
yeah but by jaded in this case i mean really tired.you post kind of colorful?kind of hard to put it into words.
 
four years and ill be there too. hopefully wont make it to 30
 
yeah but by jaded in this case i mean really tired.you post kind of colorful?kind of hard to put it into words.
Try to put it into whatever words you can.

I post at all levels, whether it's shit posting in the sewers as a cope, or having a drawn out philosophical discussion.
 
Try to put it into whatever words you can.

I post at all levels, whether it's shit posting in the sewers as a cope, or having a drawn out philosophical discussion.
i mean,you type everything fully fleshed out,instead of typing two words and calling it a day.
 
I'm 33. Soon, you'll join my rank as a wizardcel. It's not much different, other than a completely nihilistic outlook on life, and a little respect in virgin circles for being an oldercel. :feelsmage:
 

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