I try to ejaculate every single day of 2023

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Viimein sain noustua sängystä noin kello 0.15 eli selvästi jo yhdeksännen päivän puolella. Eli vietin sängyssä yhtäjaksoisesti melkein tarkalleen 12 tuntia, hiukan alle. Olin varmaan viimeiset 2-4 tuntia enimmäkseen hereillä ja viimeisen tunnin pari kokonaan hereillä, mutta kun makuuhuoneessa on niin helvetin viileää, niin peiton alta oli (taas) vaikea päästä pois. Eli 8.1. kaksi siemensyöksyä. Neljä kertaa pitäisi purkauttaa mällit 9.1., jotta saisin kiinni aikataulusta. Ei realistista tänään neljä kertaa, mutta kaksi tänään on tavoitteena ainakin. Vuoden tavoite on nyt ainakin yksi siemensyöksy enemmän kuin tässä vuodessa on päiviä. Siemensyöksymääräni ovat romahtaneet esim. vertailussa 2022 vastaan 2012, en tiedä tarkkoja lukuja, mutta suuresta pudotuksesta on kyse. Trendi on ollut laskeva vuosivertailussa, kun ikää on tullut. Ja videoiden katsominen netistä on lähinnä surettanut, ei innostanut, kuten vielä 15 vuotta sitten ja sitä ennen. 2012 jo oli ikävää katsoa, kun nuoret parit olivat jo videoilla minua nuorempia (mutta silti 2012 kohtuullisen innoissaan katsoin ainakin osan, iso ero pariin viime vuoteen), ja minulla ei ollut silloin 2012 mitään seksuaalista kokemusta, kuten ei ole edelleenkään vuonna 2023 eikä mahdollisesti tule olemaan koskaan.

8 days gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year. On 9.1.2023 I need to ejaculate 4 times to catch up. But my target now for 2023 is as many ejaculations as there are days + at least one ejaculation more.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

taas nollapäivä, ei vaan pysty

TODAY I GO 7 HOURS LATER TO SLEEP THAN YESTERDAY, TODAY 19:30, YESTERDAY 12:20
This is me normally (organically), I stopped taking D-vitamin, it made me tired and going to sleep about the same time every day.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Taas olin hereillä sängyssä pääsemättä ylös pitkään, tunteja, lopulta nousin ylös vähän ennen seitsemää aamulla, kun oli pakko mennä vessaan. Tänäänkin saattaa tulla nollapäivä.

 

[DenHaag]

Are ya winning, son?

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Are ya winning, son?

losing

9 days gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

 

[Bitch]

day one done
day two, already currently having major problems, not getting an erection watching PornHub

Please stop and please the lord

 

[DenHaag]

losing

9 days gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

Better than the inverse strangely enough. At least it sounds better. Here I am struggling with the opposite solemn oath. Warped mind hack this.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Please stop and please the lord

Why? What lord? If you mean god, it does not exist.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Better than the inverse strangely enough. At least it sounds better. Here I am struggling with the opposite solemn oath. Warped mind hack this.

What do you mean? I don't understand what you are trying to say here.

 

[Bitch]

it does not exist.

please repent and fast. If energy is real then god is automatically real

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

please repent and fast. If energy is real then god is automatically real

how so?

 

[DenHaag]

What do you mean? I don't understand what you are trying to say here.

I mean it doesn’t seem as bad — trying to fap and failing.

Trying not to fap and failing feels bad!

 

[Bitch]

how so?

Energy is a non physical thing that can’t be seen which exist s in the non physical realm. If there’s one thing that exists in the non physical realm that can’t be seen there can easily be another .

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

are you doing it for charity or something

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I mean it doesn’t seem as bad — trying to fap and failing.

Trying not to fap and failing feels bad!

How old are you? It is important. And how many times did you ejaculate already this year? Why would you want not to ejaculate?

You can adopt this approach by setting your ejaculation target for the year high enough, but still realistic. And fail to reach that. I actually do want to reach my target, which is as many ejaculations this year as there are days + at least one ejaculation more.

Sorry, my hands are cold and very sweaty, I make typing errors almost every word, I have genetic palmar hyperhidrosis and it comes with very, very cold hands. My finger dexterity is very bad because of this condition. Also, I seem to have also other problems using a keyboard.

 

[DenHaag]

How old are you? It is important. And how many times did you ejaculate already this year? Why would you want not to ejaculate?

You can adopt this approach by setting your ejaculation target for the year high enough, but still realistic. And fail to reach that. I actually do want to reach my target, which is as many ejaculations this year as there are days + at least one ejaculation more.

Sorry, my hands are cold and very sweaty, I make typing errors almost every word, I have genetic palmar hyperhidrosis and it comes with very, very cold hands. My finger dexterity is very bad because of this condition. Also, I seem to have also other problems using a keyboard.

38. 3. Dignity—the thought would be maybe I could hate myself a little less—certainly would be a little less tired.

What you say makes sense.

Sorry to hear about your hands man. I got into mechanical keyboards for a while but soft keypress keys make for more errors. I like the old IBM Model M. It’s loud but you have to type hard like a typewriter, so much fewer errors—maybe that could help?

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

38. 3. Dignity—the thought would be maybe I could hate myself a little less—certainly would be a little less tired.

You become too tired if you ejaculate every 2 days or every day?

I think it helps to ejaculate more, be less sexually frustrated. I think that it is moronic that you don't masturbate when you are horny, because of "dignity".

IBM Model M

That would get broken quickly from the sweat from my hands. For example, multiple phones have been broken because of my very wet hands holding them. game controllers, TV-remotes have been destroyed by my hand-sweat etc. life-long problem, I have paper with me and have to use it all the time when I write. I go to wash my hands with cold water every 3-10 minutes, helps for like 40 seconds. One reason not to go to escorts is my very cold and sweaty hands, I can't even touch my own stomach, legs etc. because my hands are too cold. Escorts would not let me touch her with these cold and sopping wet hands. All kinds of particles, dust, threads etc. stick to my hands because of the moisture.

mechanical keyboards

what is that?

 

[Tryna Ascend]

please repent and fast. If energy is real then god is automatically real

Nigger you never disappoint with your god cope

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

9 days gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

10 (and half) days gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

I went to sleep only 5 hours later than the day before!

 

[Tryna Ascend]

10 (and half) days gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

I went to sleep only 5 hours later than the day before!

why are you doing this though Im scared your gonna break your dick

 

[Bitch]

god cope

If you’re life is “bad” you can at least have eternal life in the kingdom

 

[DenHaag]

You become too tired if you ejaculate every 2 days or every day?

I think it helps to ejaculate more, be less sexually frustrated. I think that it is moronic that you don't masturbate when you are horny, because of "dignity".

Maybe you’re right. It could be I am worn out by the opposite of what I think!

That would get broken quickly from the sweat from my hands. For example, multiple phones have been broken because of my very wet hands holding them. game controllers, TV-remotes have been destroyed by my hand-sweat etc. life-long problem, I have paper with me and have to use it all the time when I write. I go to wash my hands with cold water every 3-10 minutes, helps for like 40 seconds. One reason not to go to escorts is my very cold and sweaty hands, I can't even touch my own stomach, legs etc. because my hands are too cold. Escorts would not let me touch her with these cold and sopping wet hands. All kinds of particles, dust, threads etc. stick to my hands because of the moisture.

Oh man sorry to hear about this.

Mechanical keyboards are gaming keyboards and the like. Some of them are metal construction and can take a beating like Model F. Heavy as hell though. Anyway it was just a random thought.

 

[Rotter]

Haven't coomed a single day in 2023, NoFap forever

 

[Alone75]

I'm on plan to do the same, I was going to try NoFap and try harder to get hook ups or a relationship, then I remembered my face and what happens when I try.

 

[genma]

I have genetic palmar hyperhidrosis

Have you tried taking glycopyrrolate?

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

10 (and half) days gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

11 and almost half day gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

11 and almost half day gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

12 days and 14 and ¼ hours out of 24 today gone, I have ejaculated 5 times this year.

 

[manletogre]

Low T, i ejaculate 5 times a day

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

13 days gone, still only 5 ejaculations this year.

 

[osman27]

13 days gone, still only 5 ejaculations this year.

Keep us with the Updates big man

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Keep us with the Updates big man

I am small man, that is one of the problems.

 

[ButterToast]

How does that even happen?

Death gripping

 

[Qwertyuiop99]

Legend

Haven't coomed a single day in 2023, NoFap forever

I'm on five

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

13 days gone, still only 5 ejaculations this year.

14 days gone and still only 5

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Just ejaculated at 4:58 or 4:59 AM 15.1.2023. Vähän kirveli, virtsatessa ei yhtään. Tasan viideltä vessaan ja samalla kuulen (koska vessassa kuului paljon selvemmin), miten naapurin nainen ääntelehtii seksistä. WORST POSSIBLE TIMING! VIIME YÖNÄ HERÄSIN VIIDELTÄ, NYT EN OLE VIELÄ MENNYT NUKKUMAANKAAN. MAANANTAINA PITÄÄ HERÄTÄ AAMULLA. SAATANA!

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

16 vuorokautta mennyt tästä vuodesta ja 6 siemensyöksyä tänä vuonna.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

16 vuorokautta mennyt tästä vuodesta ja 6 siemensyöksyä tänä vuonna.

17 mennyt ja edelleen vain kuusi.

 

[TruecelLife]

If you’re life is “bad” you can at least have eternal life in the kingdom

W Christian

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Seitsemäs!

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Kahtakymmenettä vuorokautta mennään jo reilusti ja silti vain seitsemän siemensyöksyä tänä vuonna (ennen vuoden vaihtumista oli pitkä aika ilman yhtään siemensyöksyä, joten vuoden ensimmäinen onnistui helposti, toisena päivänä jo alkoivat vaikeudet). Nukkumaan olin menossa, mutta alakerrassa haukkuu koira, joten jäi menemättä ja he valvovat, joten eivät yritä saada koiraa hiljaiseksi, koska se ei heitä haittaa nyt. Päivällä kun se haukkuu, niin nainen komentaa sitä hiljaiseksi, koska nukkuu silloin.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

vittu saatana, nukkumaan olisi viimeistään pitänyt mennä kahden aikaan, nyt kello seitsemän, eikä väsytä yhtään! joku vika on jossain, kun ei vaan väsytä tarpeeksi. ei siemensyöksyjä, edelleen seitsemän tänä vuonna

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

23 days gone, only 7 ejaculations. Without this challenge it would be even less.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

24 days lost this year, still 7 ejaculations, it would be 0-2 if I would not try to ejaculate as many times as possible this year.

 

[Restart80]

I'm almost 30. Rarely, my sex drive will just randomly drop and I won't masturbate for several days. However, as a general rule, I masturbate everyday and generally speaking my sex drive is still going strong. In fact just when I start to think "it's been like 3 days and I don't feel horny, what gives, I'm getting old", it returns with a vengeance and I'm horny again for like 3 months.

 

[erenyeager]

U got low t.

 

[erenyeager]

I'm almost 30. Rarely, my sex drive will just randomly drop and I won't masturbate for several days. However, as a general rule, I masturbate everyday and generally speaking my sex drive is still going strong. In fact just when I start to think "it's been like 3 days and I don't feel horny, what gives, I'm getting old", it returns with a vengeance and I'm horny again for like 3 months.

Me except it hasn't happened like that yet

 

[vidyacel]

Ejaculation keeps the mind away from trouble.

 

[vidyacel]

You got High T.

Corrected that for you.
When there are dudes who can´t even get it up after 25 years of age.

 

[Michael15651]

This morning I jerked off in prone position and for whatever reason my left testicle was in excruciating pain for 2 hours. I had to apply a tube of lidoacaine

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

I jerk off at least 7 times a day