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Experiment I tried to invite a girl to lunch today but unfortunately she detected my toxic personality

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I'm writing this write now cause in a couple of hours I'll be too drunk to even remember my name, and I want this to be as detailed as possible.

Mission: Get together with a girl to have lunch
Target: Julia (fake name)
Profile: Short, white, chubby girl with glasses, early 20's, dark brown hair, very talkative and apparently very friendly
Beauty Rate: 4/10
Possibility of Success: According to cucktears, 80%. According to the black pill, 10-15%

Preparation: Showered very consciously. Lots of cologne. Shaved. Combed and dressed as nicely as possible. Teeth brushed three times. Got a bag of chocolates.

Development: I got to work earlier so I could talk to her before she started working. Julia was at her desk but she was talking to another girl so I decided to wait. Once her friend left, I approached her. I had previously got a bag of chocolates cause I've seen her eating them before so I thought I had more possibilities of breaking the ice. I approached her and and I stood in front of her desk for a couple of seconds cause I wanted her to notice me first. She did not. So I spoke first: "Hi Julia!". She looked up and looked confused at first, as if she was not sure if I was talking to her. She recognized me and gave me a faint smile and answered "Hi!" She didn't mentioned my name. I doubt she even remembers it despite the fact that she knows me. She looked at me for a second and then continued working, or better said pretended to work cause her shift had not started yet. Everything inside of me was telling to just forget about it and leave, but I continued. "I think you like chocolates so I bought you these, they taste pretty good" I said handing out the little bag. She took it and examined them for a second like someone who is trying to determine if a diamond is real or not, and said "Thank you" and went back to her computer. I could sense I was making her very uncomfortable but still decided to continue. "You know, I was wondering, I mean, in case you are not very busy..." But I couldn't finish cause she stood up and run to catch up her boss. Apparently she wanted to talk to him to ask him something. I waited for like 10 min but Julia continued talking to him. Once she was done with him she walked back and she saw me still standing there and stopped, at this point I could see she was angry and told me "Alright, what do you want?" I gave up at this point. I said, "forget about it" and left. At lunchtime I passed by her dest and she was not there. The little bag of chocolates was still on her desk, untouched.

In conclusion: Mission failed. If I had been attractive, she wouldn't have treated me like that. Hell, if I was attractive I could have fucked her long time ago. Double hell, If I was attractive, I could fuck better girls than her. She is an ugly girl and still she couldn't give a chance. Women are evil whores.
 
The best way to prepare for these things is to have a 6"10 personality and good facial structure ngl.
 
"Alright, what do you want?"

Only honest response is : "I want to have sex with you."

Being honest would get you sacked at best, jailed at worst.

Let that sink in.
16 05 let that sink in post
 
JFL at talking to foids as a sub7.
Possibility of Success: According to cucktears, 80%. According to the black pill, below 0.01%
fixed it for you.
 
Brutal, I gave up talking to 1st world foids a long time ago
 
That was painful to read
 
OOF! Talk about painful, let's hope you don't get #Metoo'd.
 
I'd never approach sober ngl... I'd need to do it with drugs to not make a fool out of myself.
 
Stupid inkwell, improve your personality
 
you should go ER on her tbh
 
You didn't try hard enough, make sure to take at least 150 showers next time :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:
 
I'm writing this write now cause in a couple of hours I'll be too drunk to even remember my name, and I want this to be as detailed as possible.

Mission: Get together with a girl to have lunch
Target: Julia (fake name)
Profile: Short, white, chubby girl with glasses, early 20's, dark brown hair, very talkative and apparently very friendly
Beauty Rate: 4/10
Possibility of Success: According to cucktears, 80%. According to the black pill, 10-15%

Preparation: Showered very consciously. Lots of cologne. Shaved. Combed and dressed as nicely as possible. Teeth brushed three times. Got a bag of chocolates.

Development: I got to work earlier so I could talk to her before she started working. Julia was at her desk but she was talking to another girl so I decided to wait. Once her friend left, I approached her. I had previously got a bag of chocolates cause I've seen her eating them before so I thought I had more possibilities of breaking the ice. I approached her and and I stood in front of her desk for a couple of seconds cause I wanted her to notice me first. She did not. So I spoke first: "Hi Julia!". She looked up and looked confused at first, as if she was not sure if I was talking to her. She recognized me and gave me a faint smile and answered "Hi!" She didn't mentioned my name. I doubt she even remembers it despite the fact that she knows me. She looked at me for a second and then continued working, or better said pretended to work cause her shift had not started yet. Everything inside of me was telling to just forget about it and leave, but I continued. "I think you like chocolates so I bought you these, they taste pretty good" I said handing out the little bag. She took it and examined them for a second like someone who is trying to determine if a diamond is real or not, and said "Thank you" and went back to her computer. I could sense I was making her very uncomfortable but still decided to continue. "You know, I was wondering, I mean, in case you are not very busy..." But I couldn't finish cause she stood up and run to catch up her boss. Apparently she wanted to talk to him to ask him something. I waited for like 10 min but Julia continued talking to him. Once she was done with him she walked back and she saw me still standing there and stopped, at this point I could see she was angry and told me "Alright, what do you want?" I gave up at this point. I said, "forget about it" and left. At lunchtime I passed by her dest and she was not there. The little bag of chocolates was still on her desk, untouched.

In conclusion: Mission failed. If I had been attractive, she wouldn't have treated me like that. Hell, if I was attractive I could have fucked her long time ago. Double hell, If I was attractive, I could fuck better girls than her. She is an ugly girl and still she couldn't give a chance. Women are evil whores.
>Be blackpilled
>proceed to humiliate yourself anyway
Don't worry OP, this is what science is all about. :feelsokman:
 
Go ER on that pussy
 
Only mentally retarded tranny faggots believe the bluepill. If you’re a scientist that has cured cancer but just so happens to believe the bluepill. That “scientist” is an instant retard.
you should go ER on her
 
brutal. at least you have way more courage than I am, I could never bring myself to go through shit like this
 
"Just shower bro, just improve yourself bro, it's your personality bro" - ITcucks will continue to spill this shit despite many evidence like this proving how inefficient their platitude advices are. Astounding.
btw, that's brutal bro, I'm sorry for you. At least you were very low inhib and faced your rejection bravely, commendable. We are here for you :feelsmusic:
 
Theyre all the same
 
"Just shower bro, just improve yourself bro, it's your personality bro" - ITcucks will continue to spill this shit despite many evidence like this proving how inefficient their platitude advices are. Astounding.
btw, that's brutal bro, I'm sorry for you. At least you were very low inhib and faced your rejection bravely, commendable. We are here for you :feelsmusic:
Thanks
 
Ouch! At this point, you should avoid her at all cost. Change departments/shifts if you can. If you see her happy and smiling having a conversation with the new hire whose tall and handsome, you should either sabatoge her work area while she's away from her desk or quit.
 
I need to make a post like this very fun to read very entertaining
 
That was painful to read
I cringed during the whole thing. At least he aborted missions before stuttering out “w..w..would you l...l..like to go out with me?”
 
Most probably she is fucking her boss and the Chad of her office. You never stood a chance. Don't let those IT cucks deceive you. Live by the blackpill. We have zero chances of finding a mate to fuck.
 
Preparation: Showered very consciously. Lots of cologne. Shaved. Combed and dressed as nicely as possible. Teeth brushed three times. Got a bag of chocolates.

I had previously got a bag of chocolates cause I've seen her eating them before so I thought I had more possibilities of breaking the ice
. I approached her and and I stood in front of her desk for a couple of seconds cause I wanted her to notice me first. She did not. So I spoke first: "Hi Julia!". She looked up and looked confused at first, as if she was not sure if I was talking to her. She recognized me and gave me a faint smile and answered "Hi!" "I think you like chocolates so I bought you these, they taste pretty good" I said handing out the little bag. She took it and examined them for a second like someone who is trying to determine if a diamond is real or not, and said "Thank you" and went back to her computer. I could sense I was making her very uncomfortable but still decided to continue.
i cringed hard ngl
I cringed during the whole thing. At least he aborted missions before stuttering out “w..w..would you l...l..like to go out with me?”
there is 0% chance if you are ugly /average looking and awkward. not 000,1% but 0%
 
I cringed during the whole thing. At least he aborted missions before stuttering out “w..w..would you l...l..like to go out with me?”
Now I'm even more afraid of approaching
 
i cringed hard ngl

there is 0% chance if you are ugly /average looking and awkward. not 000,1% but 0%
Why the cringe? He did that so bluepillers won't pull the "you didn't shower/wasn't the best version of yourself" card.
 
Of course this thread will get so many bluepillers viewing it. Imagine my shock
 
Please tell me you took those chocolates back from that ungrateful chubby cunt
 
Why the cringe? He did that so bluepillers won't pull the "you didn't shower/wasn't the best version of yourself" card.
well he was was clearly socially awkward since we all cringed reading that. if you are below chad you have 0% chance with bad social skills
 
YTA
You didn’t watch captain marvel before the encounter so you were just asking to get rejected, Inkwel. It’s not your looks holding you back, all wahmen are moral gods who would never do such a thing.
 
I did something similiarlly retarded at my old job. JFL It did not end well.
 
I'm writing this write now cause in a couple of hours I'll be too drunk to even remember my name, and I want this to be as detailed as possible.

Mission: Get together with a girl to have lunch
Target: Julia (fake name)
Profile: Short, white, chubby girl with glasses, early 20's, dark brown hair, very talkative and apparently very friendly
Beauty Rate: 4/10
Possibility of Success: According to cucktears, 80%. According to the black pill, 10-15%

Preparation: Showered very consciously. Lots of cologne. Shaved. Combed and dressed as nicely as possible. Teeth brushed three times. Got a bag of chocolates.

Development: I got to work earlier so I could talk to her before she started working. Julia was at her desk but she was talking to another girl so I decided to wait. Once her friend left, I approached her. I had previously got a bag of chocolates cause I've seen her eating them before so I thought I had more possibilities of breaking the ice. I approached her and and I stood in front of her desk for a couple of seconds cause I wanted her to notice me first. She did not. So I spoke first: "Hi Julia!". She looked up and looked confused at first, as if she was not sure if I was talking to her. She recognized me and gave me a faint smile and answered "Hi!" She didn't mentioned my name. I doubt she even remembers it despite the fact that she knows me. She looked at me for a second and then continued working, or better said pretended to work cause her shift had not started yet. Everything inside of me was telling to just forget about it and leave, but I continued. "I think you like chocolates so I bought you these, they taste pretty good" I said handing out the little bag. She took it and examined them for a second like someone who is trying to determine if a diamond is real or not, and said "Thank you" and went back to her computer. I could sense I was making her very uncomfortable but still decided to continue. "You know, I was wondering, I mean, in case you are not very busy..." But I couldn't finish cause she stood up and run to catch up her boss. Apparently she wanted to talk to him to ask him something. I waited for like 10 min but Julia continued talking to him. Once she was done with him she walked back and she saw me still standing there and stopped, at this point I could see she was angry and told me "Alright, what do you want?" I gave up at this point. I said, "forget about it" and left. At lunchtime I passed by her dest and she was not there. The little bag of chocolates was still on her desk, untouched.

In conclusion: Mission failed. If I had been attractive, she wouldn't have treated me like that. Hell, if I was attractive I could have fucked her long time ago. Double hell, If I was attractive, I could fuck better girls than her. She is an ugly girl and still she couldn't give a chance. Women are evil whores.
That's gonna make work a little awkward now bro.
 
mate if you are not trying to get women sacked where you work you're doing it wrong
 
Why did you put yourself through such torment in the first place?
 
as an incel you think your chances with a 4/10 foid is 10-15%? :bluepill::bluepill::bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:
 
BROOOTALL, damn well at least you approached, but by now you should be blackpilled enough to know that this mission would be a failure
 
Wrong tag. Should have been "suicidefuel". Brutal read man. I'd drink too in your position.
 
Brutal, but I have to admire your balls to approach and that you are still attempting to ascend.
 
Brutal man. Now keep going man, dont let this demotivate you. I'd be glad if at least one of us boyos gets to ascend.
 
Props for putting yourself out there bro, sorry it didn’t work out
 
Beauty Rate: 4/10
Possibility of Success: According to cucktears, 80%. According to the black pill, 10-15%
This feels like a brag-thread, you're basically saying you are ~8/10 chadlite lookswise.
 

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