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i took a shower and lifted a little and you simply won't believe the results

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i'm still a fucking incel

just lol at incels trying to leave inceldom, if it didn't happen after 25, there is literally no hope for you other than being betabux with a dead bedroom
 
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whogivesafucc said:
i'm still a fucking incel

just lol at incels trying to leave inceldom, if it didn't happen after 25, there is literally no hope for you other than being betabux with a dead bedroom

What ddid you expect tbh? A magic genetcis fairy popping out and turning you into a Chad?

If it didn't happen before 20 then IT'S OVER. Becoming a betabux is quite hard if you are subhuman.
 
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jfl at becoming bb out of desperation
 
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incelman said:
whogivesafucc said:
i'm still a fucking incel

just lol at incels trying to leave inceldom, if it didn't happen after 25, there is literally no hope for you other than being betabux with a dead bedroom

What ddid you expect tbh? A magic genetcis fairy popping out and turning you into a Chad?

If it didn't happen before 20 then IT'S OVER. Becoming a betabux is quite hard if you are subhuman.

it's not like i actually took a shower or lifted, even though i practice these things daily, it was just a joke referring to this section of the board "Venting, Leaving Inceldom"
 
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Just get plastic surgeries to fix your problems man.
 
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I knew I was incel/forever alone since I was in high school, but I tried anyway.

Turning 28, and having changed nothing (well, actually, I made friends, but changed nothing romantically), I confirmed what I already knew: that I'm incel/forever alone.
 
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Even being a betabux is unlikely, femoids these days don’t need one, the welfare state is their betabux.
 
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But did you lift in the shower with waterproof weights?
 
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whogivesafucc said:
it's not like i actually took a shower or lifted, even though i practice these things daily, it was just a joke referring to this section of the board "Venting, Leaving Inceldom"

Try harder. Shower at least 13256524567635 times a day, haircut EVERY 3 hours, lift, NoFap, NoBreath, approach, game, confidence
 
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No hope.... just a whole bunch of cope.
 
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Have you tried No Pillow?
 
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I seen it coming, but i still laughed my ass off.
 
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everyone is an incel until they leave it.
 
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Did you lift in the shower? You have to try a specific way.
 
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