I took a shit on some ones front porch last night

[invisible man]

I was driving on the blade looking for hookers and I had no other options so I shit right near some ones front porch. It was diaria too. I even left my shit stained toilet paper on the side walk next to the house. Such is life as a neetcel.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

If you were a Chad some girl would invite you over to have a tea and cookies inside of her home.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Basedd as fuck

 

[Incelius Savage]

If you were a Chad some girl would invite you over to have a tea and cookies inside of her home.

No. Shed lick the poop and eat it while you’re shitting.

 

[Incelius Savage]

@Reclusemaxer we need to try this when we both get our license

 

[Cope_Time]

If you were a Chad some girl would invite you over to have a tea and cookies inside of her home.

if he was chad, some girl would offer eating his shit

 

[Incelius Savage]

if he was chad, some girl would offer eating his shit

If he was a tall white guy she’d lick every bit of poop off and lick her fingers clean.

 

[CantEscapeYourFate]

Based and shitpilled

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

No. Shed lick the poop and eat it while you’re shitting.

Maybe she was busy preparing those cookies and tea.

 

[Greyandoldcel]

OK GrAY like that happened. I swear you infiltrators are getting worse by the day.

 

[invisible man]

OK GrAY like that happened. I swear you infiltrators are getting worse by the day.

Gfys I done it twice here's why my gyme used to be open 24 hours but they close early now ever since the jewdemic. My house was an hour away. There isn't a single public toilet available at 12 am my only option is to shit on or near some ones front porch. It's nothing but housing. There ant any allies either. I'll take a picture next time to prove I'm not lying

 

[Greyandoldcel]

Gfys I done it twice here's why my gyme used to be open 24 hours but they close early now ever since the jewdemic. My house was an hour away. There isn't a single public toilet available at 12 am my only option is to shit on or near some ones front porch. It's nothing but housing. There ant any allies either. I'll take a picture next time to prove I'm not lying

Sounds disgusting. I'll take your word for it.

 

[bagofshit99]

based and shitpilled

dunno how I MISSED this

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Basedd as fuck

 

[IncelKing]

Giga-based

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Ok