Brutal I thought I would be James Bond

[Lv99_BixNood]

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I remember seeing James Bond as a kid and thinking how much fun it must be to be charming and suave. From my perch atop the couch, girls were scary and strange. But since I was a kid--I thought I would become like James Bond when I got older. After all, I was twelve, and James Bond was like... 30-something. All I needed to do was wait. I would be suave and bed beautiful women.


Well, I'm now 30 going on 31 and I've barely held a girl's hand.

Tfw no license to fuck

 

[Pancakecel]

Im surprised that subsoyddit is even allowed. I'm guessing any hint at the blackpill gets you banned from there...

 

[Retardfuel]

Over for shaken non stirredcells

 

[AutismKing]

Be Chad and you can be anything

 

[Emba]

Be Chad and you can be anything

Whatever you say Q

 

[AutismKing]

Whatever you say Q

Low effort reply I know

 

[Emba]

Low effort reply I know

Whatever you say Moneypenny

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

Hahaha!

Fantastic, I too, used to think I would be Pierce Brosnan from growing up on james bond movies, even water combed my hair like him at age what, 10-11? Had a james bond pistol too maybe the walter ppk toy, not sure, the only real life parallel between me and him is that by age 60, I might too have a morbidly obese landwhale by my side if I play my cards right.

 

[She Does Not Exist]

And I wanted to look like a Viking and bully everyone into submission (In Far Cry 3), instead I look a fucking Mexican.

 

[nihilum]

Over if you are not james bond.

 

[FromOuterVenus]

And I wanted to look like a Viking and bully everyone into submission (In Far Cry 3)

shouldn't that be Skyrim?

 

[She Does Not Exist]

shouldn't that be Skyrim?

I wanted to be a Viking so I could submit everyone to my will forcefully and all the agression my body could muster (In Skyrim)

Instead I look like a generic ND Mexican in real life that no amount of 'smooth talk' will get me pussy.

 

[FiendNeet]

Nigga thought he was going to be a chad? Beyond over before it even began. This is why we should be honest with children. Sorry little Jimmy you're not going to make it, and if you do you'll have to betabuxx.

 

[chihiro]

Nigga thought he was going to be a chad? Beyond over before it even began. This is why we should be honest with children. Sorry little Jimmy you're not going to make it, and if you do you'll have to betabuxx.

I feel bad for kids nowadays since every truth has to be packed in 10 layers of lies and they will only realize it once they are adults

 

[Autistic Uggo]

We all wanted to join MI6, but now we're on their watchlist.

 

[currycell900]

James bond is a goy cuck. Working for a government who hates his kind

 

[Wolnir]

They made Sean Connery wear a wig when he played Bond because there's not a chance in hell that a nw7 will ever slay foids.

 

[Hoppipolla]

He is like Bond, we all are. But Bond in No Time To Die where he gets rejected by basically every woman and then blown up. lol

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Take the JamesBondpill

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

Be Chad and you can be anything

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

Reminds me of that song "I Wish I Was James Bond" by Scouting For Girls