Story I thought I was gay when I was a kid

[Stupid Clown]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

 

[Solid]

Risky title there

 

[Stupid Clown]

Risky title there

Let's hope mods aren't adhdcels

 

[Mihailo Toloto]

When I was a child, I threw rocks at other children or the neighbors' windows. I remember my grandmother thinking I was gay (and she still does)

 

[Karakol96]

When I was a child, I threw rocks at other children or the neighbors' windows. I remember my grandmother thinking I was gay (and she still does)
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Wtf do those 2 things have to do with eachother kek

 

[Stupid Clown]

Wtf do those 2 things have to do with eachother kek

 

[Mihailo Toloto]

Wtf do those 2 things have to do with eachother kek

Absolutely nothing, I was just remembering my childhood. I liked to bother other brocels, I admit.

 

[Emba]

That sucks

 

[Adolf Kitler]

When I was a child, I threw rocks at other children or the neighbors' windows. I remember my grandmother thinking I was gay (and she still does)
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Wtf do those 2 things have to do with eachother kek

 

[dextercel]

I had the same problem, but a much easier solution.

I ended up stealing my older brothers Fleshlight and it helped a lot.

Don't remember cleaning it beforehand though

 

[Friezacel]

Risky title there

OP is pretty much immune to perma bans

 

[cripplecel]

Bruh

 

[Poopless One]

When I was a kid I thought babies came out of women's butts and that cum and pussy were the same thing.

 

[Caesercel]

Not too far off the mark there

 

[Stupid Clown]

I had the same problem, but a much easier solution.

I ended up stealing my older brothers Fleshlight and it helped a lot.

Don't remember cleaning it beforehand though

NIGGGER WTF



WHY

 

[dextercel]

NIGGGER WTF



WHY

stupid kid me

 

[PolskiKartofel]

I was once accused by psychologists for being faggot when I told about total romantical failures at 21th birthday surroundings

 

[kcarrots]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

That’s kinda hilarious

 

[currycell900]

gaycels.is

 

[Stupid Clown]

gaycels.is

Adhdcels

 

[currycell900]

Adhdcels

 

[Rapistcel]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

When I was a kid I thought rape someone meant having anal sex with someone, I believed that until 14 years old m.