fortniteroleplayer
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-Doesn't want to go out.
-say's maybe in 2 years he'll be ready to "be on my level"
to get his humor I'll copy and paste some of his IG dms
Anyways we were suppose to maybe hang out inside, but we already decided to just drive around, prior because my mortal parent is home. So anyway I go inside to get some coconut water for him before we venture out on our jolly adventure. Sarcasm.
I come back and he's on the phone with his little sister who's in college now. Same girl when we were teens would make fun of me and say "Your head is an Oval!"
Now she's all nice but I think it's sinister perhaps. They just want to hear my weird convos, and about this girl Debbie they grew up with who's also Greek and moving to Greece. They always joke with her, "So.... how are things with (my name)" Cuz they know I message her a lot and talked to her at the wedding and ate a dollar like a clown.
Anyhow. He kept wanting me to go home, cuz he said he was tired.
We barely got to talk and chill only for like an hour. We were parked, and then his sister calls. And as he tries to open the phone, I hear a robotic voice from the car or phone going.
"Start Recording" or "Recording started". Maybe if it was the first one, the robot was reading what he or she sent via text.
On the phone she was going why haven;t you answered my txts?
He say's he just saw them. She say's she loves him and it's late. Anyways I get dropped off home, after talking about Debbie which he kind of egged me on to do and how well she sucks cocks, he goes "Ohh ok sir that's not good she's a great women" in a funny sarcastic but srs tone.
-say's maybe in 2 years he'll be ready to "be on my level"
to get his humor I'll copy and paste some of his IG dms
Hello sir
Forgive my slumbers
You think I was recording you
Lol I did that once to capture you’re crazy genius in Greece
Not last night you frick, I’ve grown since then and no reason to
Anyways we were suppose to maybe hang out inside, but we already decided to just drive around, prior because my mortal parent is home. So anyway I go inside to get some coconut water for him before we venture out on our jolly adventure. Sarcasm.
I come back and he's on the phone with his little sister who's in college now. Same girl when we were teens would make fun of me and say "Your head is an Oval!"
Now she's all nice but I think it's sinister perhaps. They just want to hear my weird convos, and about this girl Debbie they grew up with who's also Greek and moving to Greece. They always joke with her, "So.... how are things with (my name)" Cuz they know I message her a lot and talked to her at the wedding and ate a dollar like a clown.
Anyhow. He kept wanting me to go home, cuz he said he was tired.
We barely got to talk and chill only for like an hour. We were parked, and then his sister calls. And as he tries to open the phone, I hear a robotic voice from the car or phone going.
"Start Recording" or "Recording started". Maybe if it was the first one, the robot was reading what he or she sent via text.
On the phone she was going why haven;t you answered my txts?
He say's he just saw them. She say's she loves him and it's late. Anyways I get dropped off home, after talking about Debbie which he kind of egged me on to do and how well she sucks cocks, he goes "Ohh ok sir that's not good she's a great women" in a funny sarcastic but srs tone.
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