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I Think I Will Show a Foid My Penis

bagofshit99

bagofshit99

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Nothing crazy just like super casually walk up and be like
well... what do you think about this? :feelshaha:

I mean sure she can freak out and whatever but imagine if she's down and I ascend?
I mean maybe there is like a 1% chance so if I do it to 100 foids I will get at least one lay right? :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:

jack nicholson goodbye GIF
 
I mean maybe there is like a 1% chance so if I do it to 100 foids I will get at least one lay right?
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100 foids, well hell you could knock that out tomorrow!

Go boldly forth, and never look back at this place
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might as well try. you miss 100% of those shots you dont take.
 
If she doesn’t like your face
She won’t liked your dick either
 
Shove it in her mouth
Fucking vile foids :lasereyes:
 
livestream it :feelsjuice:
 
Shove it in her mouth
Fucking vile foids :lasereyes:
I want to force them to see it
To bare witness to it
despite their (considerable) efforts to keep it away from them
and pretend it doesn't exist

they will know my penis, that it does exist
and they will know it's pains
it will be ignored no longer

and they cannot unsee what has been seen
forever they will know
and be changed by it

for it will become a part of them
that they will forever be forced to carry
the way they have forced us to carry inceldom

:feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:
 
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Umm, yes FBI. This post right here. :soy::foidSoy::soy::foidSoy:
 
Umm, yes FBI. This post right here. :soy::foidSoy::soy::foidSoy:
it's not a crime to think about showing a foid your penis
it's probably not even a crime to plan it

Funny Face Oscars 1993 GIF by The Academy Awards


[UWSL]premeditated penis showing?[/UWSL]
def never heard of that one :feelshaha:
 
it's not a crime to think about showing a foid your penis
it's probably not even a crime to plan it

Funny Face Oscars 1993 GIF by The Academy Awards


[UWSL]premeditated penis showing?[/UWSL]
def never heard of that one :feelshaha:
It's just part of your expression of gender identity, a human right. If you are denied this right, it's grounds for a lawsuit.
 
If you have a big one it can work.
Otherwise forget it.
 
Toilets are disgusted by penises unless they are really aroused (long makeout and cuddle with Chad) so doubt it'll work brocel.
 
getting arrested and put on the sex offender registry any% speedrun WR.
 
getting arrested and put on the sex offender registry any% speedrun WR.
Wear a covid mask, leave your phone at home and hire a good lawyer :feelsohh:

75% of legal problems can be solved thus :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
set your PP free!!! :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:
 
You’re definitely going to prison if you do that
 
non violent crime and I have no criminal record

I don't think you understand how prison works bibi :feelshaha:
They’ll report you for sexual harassment you’ll go to jail at the very least and people always believe women
 
They’ll report you for sexual harassment you’ll go to jail at the very least and people always believe women
If I were to hypothetically be caught, I could be arrested yes
I would be brought to a station where I might be held briefly depending on the circumstances of my arrest

At this point the police would decide if they have enough evidence to charge me
If they felt they did, I would then be released

In a matter of months, maybe 6mo-year or more, given how trivial and low priority the case is
I would then appear in court

If the evidence was damning I would most likely plead guilty and make a deal
Given I have no criminal record and the offense is non violent it would be a slap on the wrist
doubt I would even be put on the registry

that's all assuming there is enough evidence.... see above (below)

Wear a covid mask, leave your phone at home and hire a good lawyer :feelsohh:

75% of legal problems can be solved thus :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
I'll cheer for you during the trial :feelshaha:
 
so did it!
and she SO LOVED it! :feelshaha:

happy tom cruise GIF
 
Nothing crazy just like super casually walk up and be like
well... what do you think about this? :feelshaha:

I mean sure she can freak out and whatever but imagine if she's down and I ascend?
I mean maybe there is like a 1% chance so if I do it to 100 foids I will get at least one lay right? :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:

jack nicholson goodbye GIF
Just do classical approaches - the incel PUA and make a thread, I'll read
 
what no vagina does to a niggina
 
this is the oonly way
keep showing eventually one inferior femoid will make breeding with me
 

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