I Think I Found the Purpose to Life

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

We are born to be drinking to wash our sorrows away tbh also my dad is home and won't let me steal the booze and I'm losing my buzz fuck me dude nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I feel like suiciding if I come down from my buzz tbh, maybe I should just go and fight the faggot lel.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Just jerk off until your dick hurt. On booze you can cum multiple times.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Just jerk off until your dick hurt. On booze you can cum multiple times.

My dick is raw man from so many times that I've jacked it tbh.

 

[EthnicelNL]

My dick is raw man from so many times that I've jacked it tbh.

Owww then u need to learn anal stimulation...offloads ur dick

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Owww then u need to learn anal stimulation...offloads ur dick

You don't understand bro, when the dick is raw bro, there's no going back it's just forward. avant gaurd!!!

 

[Indari]

so many drunkcels on the weekend

 

[theultimate341]

so many drunkcels on the weekend

Got to cope some how

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Drunk threads are funny

 

[Deleted member 3291]

How come your dad won’t let you drink

 

[Gremlincel]

The 'buzz' wears off so quickly for me, fucking sucks. Wish you could stay at a good level of drunk for a few hours without going overboard.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Just jerk off until your dick hurt. On booze you can cum multiple times.

Strange, when I'm too drunk I can't even get an erection or I fall asleep mid-fap.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Alcohol is like the most boring and normie drug there is

 

[FeminismsCancer]

The purpose of life is sex and the purpose of sex is life. Fact.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Strange, when I'm too drunk I can't even get an erection or I fall asleep mid-fap.

Are your waist and pubic area muscular?

 

[chadlandic]

stay safe faggot

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Are your waist and pubic area muscular?

Oh no, total beer belly.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Oh no, total beer belly.

Yeah if you train that area you get more control over your dick.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Yeah if you train that area you get more control over your dick.

tbh I don't mind falling asleep during a fap because when I'm sober I suffer from terrible insomnia.

 

[guerillahubris]

this is the kind of thread i come to offtopic for

 

[towncel]

What do you ejaculate into?

 

[_incelinside]

so many drunkcels on the weekend

Real niggas do it during the week

 

[towncel]

Come home to the unique flavor of shattering grand delusion, come home to simple rick's

 

[blackcel]

Alcohol is like the most boring and normie drug there is

the only drug that doesnt require you to 'know a guy' to get, making it the most incel drug. Wish marijuana was legal in more states.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

the only drug that doesnt require you to 'know a guy' to get, making it the most incel drug. Wish marijuana was legal in more states.

Good point.
That´s just the thing about prohibition, it´s strippes away the natural right to consume whatever drug we desire.
- Btw there is always the deep web, that doesn´t require you to know a guy