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JFL I think I encountered what normies think is an incel on the bus today

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Specifically, what the types who think Adolescence is a documentary instead of shitty fiction think an incel is like:feelshaha:. I was going to work, and a couple of stops away from my home, two teen boys, about 12-14 years-old, got on the bus and sat on the seats next to mine, on the other half of the bus I mean. One was brown haired, the other blonde, with the brown haired one being shorter than the blonde one, though I'd say he had a better face, so in case you are so deep in the blackpill that you'd analyze even early teen relationships, this might be a bit of a face > height proof for you.

The two started talking, and it was hilarious to listen to:feelskek::

1. From what I understood, the brown-haired boy was either preparing to break up with his girlfriend, or had already broken up with her and she was trying to get back together with him. Whatever it was, he was boasting to the other boy how he was about to leave her with bloody bumps on the head when he'll see her and she starts acting out:feelshaha:.

2. After that, he was shitting on the other kids in their class, saying how disgusted he was by them, how many of them were losers and how ugly they looked, and specifically mentioned one boy who, in his opinion, could be a 10/10 (he used that exact term) if he let his hair grow out, but he was instead keeping it short, which for some reason pissed him off.

3. Pretty randomly, he asked the blonde kid whether he had ever had a crush invite him to her home, and revealed that his kindergarten crush did so once. This pretty clearly caught the blonde one off-guard, he was like, "Wait, your crush in kindergarten invited you to her home:worryfeels:?" and the brown haired kid just was like, "Yeah, I was at her home. Her parents were there, but I don't even know how, I know she took me to her room, but that's as much as I remember:chad:." Then the blonde kid joked about why he remembers that but doesn't remember anything that happened after she took him into her room, and the smaller kid then was like, "Well, I think I remember way too much actually."

4. I don't remember what the context was, but I'm pretty sure the kid also said "sigma" at least once, because of course he did. Also, he was shitting on long-distance relationships, using that exact English term.

So yeah, a young, good-looking kid who says "sigma", shits on non-traditional relationship types, cares about his appearance and insults people who he thinks aren't putting effort into theirs, has no problem getting a girlfriend, but wants to beat her up when she pisses him off and boasts about it to his friend(s). A true "incel" as far as middle-aged soys and feminists are concerned:lul:.
 
Pretty randomly, he asked the blonde kid whether he had ever had a crush invite him to her home, and revealed that his kindergarten crush did so once. This pretty clearly caught the blonde one off-guard, he was like, "Wait, your crush in kindergarten invited you to her home:worryfeels:?"
 
and the brown haired kid just was like, "Yeah, I was at her home. Her parents were there, but I don't even know how, I know she took me to her room, but that's as much as I remember:chad:."
 
Thanks for letting us know face > height anecdote, appreciate it, 'cause some nitwits still think it's the opposite.
 
Oh yes the average entitled incel :feelshaha: women avoid him because of his toxic attitude and they go for the wholesome guys instead! The world is very fair and this is exactly how it works, you boomers and middle aged redditors are spot-on on this!
 
Oh yes the average entitled incel :feelshaha: women avoid him because of his toxic attitude and they go for the wholesome guys instead! The world is very fair and this is exactly how it works, you boomers and middle aged redditors are spot-on on this!
 
Oh yes the average entitled incel :feelshaha: women avoid him because of his toxic attitude and they go for the wholesome guys instead! The world is very fair and this is exactly how it works, you boomers and middle aged redditors are spot-on on this!
 
Thanks for letting us know face > height anecdote, appreciate it, 'cause some nitwits still think it's the opposite.
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