SuicideFuel I think i am too autistic to see an escort

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"Just see an escort bro" JFL, it is easy to say that whilst sitting isolated in your room, "Just go to a woman's apartment and fuck her bro", we forget that escorts are actually real life roasties too. The closest I came to seeing one was 6 years ago when I made a booking but then cancelled it and also the time when a street hooker asked if I wanted business and I just shook my sub human head.

I can't imagine having the courage to knock on her door and speak to her never mind get an erection and fucking her. Alcohol isn't even an option as it can cause erection problems and also many escorts don't see men who have been drinking.

I remember asking an escort 6 years ago if she could do bookings in a dark room, that is how much of an autist I am, I wanted to see the escort in a completely dark room, she said her curtains didn't block light that well.
 
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CelticTruecel said:
I remember asking an escort 6 years ago if she could do bookings in a dark room, that is how much of an autist I am, I wanted to see the escort in a completely dark room, she said her curtains didn't block light that well.
ngl thats pretty autistic
 
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I tried to escort cell once but couldn't get my dick hard. Actually more than once. Have to say though, even as bad as it is, it really damaged the foid's ego because I blamed her for it. Just remember, blame her if you have any issues. It also makes them wet. Imagine a whore being told by an incel that he can't get hard because she's too ugly JFL. The negative validation is worth every penny.
 
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I'm not autistic but had similar feelings when I escortmaxxed like 4 years ago. I can act all confident and casual - although I had the exact same thoughts as you 'how the fuck could I just go knock on a random whore's door and just have sex?'

I bit the bullet anyway and did it.

I booked another escort and travelled 30 miles back in 2017, but pussied out final moments before seeing her.

I'm in your situation now. Made a thread last week about escortmaxxing again on here - I'm really considering it, but last couple of days have been busy and I've not been as obsessed. I know I'll regret it, but I feel I need to try it again. I was literally looking at whore's profiles all weekend last week and I'm still asking the same questions as before.
 
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Another excuse from people who are afraid of women. Another example of how people use the word autistic for "I'm too scared to talk to women".
 
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HowCanSheSlap said:
I'm not autistic but had similar feelings when I escortmaxxed like 4 years ago. I can act all confident and casual - although I had the exact same thoughts as you 'how the fuck could I just go knock on a random whore's door and just have sex?'

I bit the bullet anyway and did it.

I booked another escort and travelled 30 miles back in 2017, but pussied out final moments before seeing her.

I'm in your situation now. Made a thread last week about escortmaxxing again on here - I'm really considering it, but last couple of days have been busy and I've not been as obsessed. I know I'll regret it, but I feel I need to try it again. I was literally looking at whore's profiles all weekend last week and I'm still asking the same questions as before.
I'm not stopping either. I can get hard as fuck and jack off 10 times a day. It's like my dick rejects foids though because they disgust me. I still want to fuck them though. Cocaine and Viagra might be the answer if it keeps happening.
 
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speedtypingincel said:
Another excuse from people who are afraid of women. Another example of how people use the word autistic for "I'm too scared to talk to women".
Well that is a main symptom of Aspergers, not being able to socialise, in this case the person is a female escort
 
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CelticTruecel said:
Well that is a main symptom of Aspergers, not being able to socialise, in this case the person is a female escort
Excuses. You don't need social "skills" to book something. As long as you're above the functioning IQ (70) the you're good. Sorry but you're just a pussy.
 
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those filthy whores are expensive and i probably wouldnt last long so whats the point might as well just get a used fleshlight kidding on last part
 
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Escorting isn’t really worth it tbh.
 
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I do not understand people who see prostitutes sober tbh.
 
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stop fapping completely and you'll have enough courage
 
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I know your desperate for sex, we all are, but I advise you don't see an escort.

You're going to be fucking some disease ridden, rotten, smelling bitch of a hole, who is probably going to lay there, do fuck all and overcharge you. She may even laugh at you for being incel and your dick size even.

Don't give these whores your hard earned money, don't also make yourself want to rope when the lowest trash possible (a whore selling her body) mogs you.
 
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Ive looked up gloryhole prostitutes.
Turned out they're all secretly trannies or the have a man with them who sucks you then. They split the money after.

There is sadly no real dont show yourself way
 
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CelticTruecel said:
"Just see an escort bro" JFL, it is easy to say that whilst sitting isolated in your room, "Just go to a woman's apartment and fuck her bro", we forget that escorts are actually real life roasties too. The closest I came to seeing one was 6 years ago when I made a booking but then cancelled it and also the time when a street hooker asked if I wanted business and I just shook my sub human head.

I can't imagine having the courage to knock on her door and speak to her never mind get an erection and fucking her. Alcohol isn't even an option as it can cause erection problems and also many escorts don't see men who have been drinking.

I remember asking an escort 6 years ago if she could do bookings in a dark room, that is how much of an autist I am, I wanted to see the escort in a completely dark room, she said her curtains didn't block light that well.

nah bruv escorts just want ur money and are used to working with biggest spergs ever, dont worry
 
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Accurate observation, escorts are for normies only.
 
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I think that SEA maxing might help. You will never see these girls again and you can blame your cringy social skills on the language barrier. You can also ask for a massage + happy ending, that way you can accustum to the feeling of her touching you and seeing you naked without the pressure that you need immediately a boner.
 
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Tallhover said:
I think that SEA maxing might help. You will never see these girls again and you can blame your cringy social skills on the language barrier. You can also ask for a massage + happy ending, that way you can accustum to the feeling of her touching you and seeing you naked without the pressure that you need immediately a boner.

With a massage though, it's sort of expected that you don't jizz in your pants when she sits on your back to rub your shoulders.
 
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I've never actually thought about going to a brothel. I think I'll get robbed and stabbed. also inserting my penbis into a hole where literally thousands of men have been is disgusting, I'll get some sort of STD guarenteed whether with condom on or off.

plus imagining myself trying to book a hooker is extreme cringe. I'd be so visibly awkward and shy talking to a woman about sex I'd recall that day not the first time I've had sex but the cringiest day of my life.
 
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HappilySingle said:
I tried to escort cell once but couldn't get my dick hard. Actually more than once. Have to say though, even as bad as it is, it really damaged the foid's ego because I blamed her for it. Just remember, blame her if you have any issues. It also makes them wet. Imagine a whore being told by an incel that he can't get hard because she's too ugly JFL. The negative validation is worth every penny.

Were they ugly, though?

If they were legit good looking then they would probably not believe you
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I'm not stopping either. I can get hard as fuck and jack off 10 times a day. It's like my dick rejects foids though because they disgust me. I still want to fuck them though. Cocaine and Viagra might be the answer if it keeps happening.

You are one of the few cases where nofap would actually help
ThisLifeKillsMe said:
Ive looked up gloryhole prostitutes.
Turned out they're all secretly trannies or the have a man with them who sucks you then. They split the money after.

There is sadly no real dont show yourself way

lmao this is so fucked up
 
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CelticTruecel said:
"Just see an escort bro" JFL, it is easy to say that whilst sitting isolated in your room, "Just go to a woman's apartment and fuck her bro", we forget that escorts are actually real life roasties too. The closest I came to seeing one was 6 years ago when I made a booking but then cancelled it and also the time when a street hooker asked if I wanted business and I just shook my sub human head.

I can't imagine having the courage to knock on her door and speak to her never mind get an erection and fucking her. Alcohol isn't even an option as it can cause erection problems and also many escorts don't see men who have been drinking.

I remember asking an escort 6 years ago if she could do bookings in a dark room, that is how much of an autist I am, I wanted to see the escort in a completely dark room, she said her curtains didn't block light that well.

I used to be afraid of escorts, but only because of the potential for getting busted and getting a charge from the state. I am from the US, so it's obviously illegal. OP, I've only had sex with 2 women in my life, and they were both escorts. I know a place where you could look online and really make sure you're not getting into a situation where you will be arrested/robbed. Just dm me if you're interested.
 
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speedtypingincel said:
Excuses. You don't need social "skills" to book something. As long as you're above the functioning IQ (70) the you're good. Sorry but you're just a pussy.
It's not as simple as that, you aren't ordering a pizza, you have to socialise with escort so that things aren't awkward
ThisLifeKillsMe said:
Ive looked up gloryhole prostitutes.
Turned out they're all secretly trannies or the have a man with them who sucks you then. They split the money after.

There is sadly no real dont show yourself way

I researched them too, they are rare but there is one that is legit and even video records it so you can buy after but I would feel uncomfortable due to my small penis, it would be very small when I put through hole. In all her sample videos the men have big cocks.
 
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Going for slprostitutes is being a cuck and a degenerate, don't do it.
 
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i feel you bro, i remember being abroad with 3 friends, and we went through a club isle on the way to the hotel since we ran out of money for a cab and there were foids trying to promote their bars and one of them asked me if im interested (i think they offered a massage with a happy ending or some bullshit like that) and i got so fucking nervous i just ran away. never escortmaxxed and never will since im a pussy ass bitch
 
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CelticTruecel said:
I can't imagine having the courage to knock on her door and speak to her never mind get an erection and fucking her.
The fact that you're so scared should mean you would have no trouble getting an erection. Fear and excitement are often close, you just have to make sure you pick an escort you really find attractive.

It'd be best if you could see the hooker beforehand though. I, for one, had my first sex in Amsterdam. I picked the first girl that gave me the beginning of a boner when just watching her.
 
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grondilu said:
The fact that you're so scared should mean you would have no trouble getting an erection. Fear and excitement are often close, you just have to make sure you pick an escort you really find attractive.
Sounds very wrong. Stage fright is well known phenomenon, not sure what you're on about buddy boyo.
 
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Take a viagra pill some minutes before it and rub one off earlier on that day if you think you'll cum too fast.

As for speaking, you'll already get what you want, who cares. Just go with standard shit.
 
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speedtypingincel said:
Another excuse from people who are afraid of women. Another example of how people use the word autistic for "I'm too scared to talk to women".
Exactly. Paying for sex doesn't take any more social acuity than paying for chewing gum. Doing it in the Jewnited States without getting caught is largely a matter of common sense, and you're a lot more likely to get screwed over by general low IQ than you are by autism.
 
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It isn't hard, I'm as socially retarded as anyone here and I did it. Escorts do it as their job so they are used to fucking subhuman men. If I would give any advice, don't waste time, you are paying for it so the second you give her the money and she counts it, start kissing or whatever you want to do.
 
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Sammy said:
It isn't hard, I'm as socially retarded as anyone here and I did it. Escorts do it as their job so they are used to fucking subhuman men. If I would give any advice, don't waste time, you are paying for it so the second you give her the money and she counts it, start kissing or whatever you want to do.
If you really are socially retarded you couldn't have kissed her, my body is so full of anxiety I couldn't even imagine kissing a girl, I would be shaking, I would fuck her from behind so she wouldn't have to look at me.