LifeFuel I think I am going to ascend soon!

[Samurai]

Today I approached a 400lbs single mother of five mixed race children and while she said "f*** off ugly creep" she didn't call military special forces OR the British black ops unit! Just a few more showers, and I think I'll finally get my dream girl!

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[VPSCel]

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[Mystorious]

dnr

 

[VPSCel]

You didn't get 352 helicopters and a gajillion tanks on your ass,ascended

 

[wereq]

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[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[KinkyKanga]

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[JKlancecaster069]

 

[justuseless]

You should have showed her your post count to seal the deal

 

[Scatius Deletus]

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

over

 

[RandomGuy]

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[AtrociousCitizen]

What a chad

 

[I want to believe]

I'm telling you guys... anything is possible! Don't ever get up / give up! Keep... Keep grinding, keep hustling... s-shoot for your dreams! You can do anything you want, I-I promise you. You've just got to take that first step, take that hard step of actually doing something!

 

[krieg005]

buy her a meal to seal the deal

 

[UglyVirgin]

 

[VPSCel]

I'm telling you guys... anything is possible! Don't ever get up / give up! Keep... Keep grinding, keep hustling... s-shoot for your dreams! You can do anything you want, I-I promise you. You've just got to take that first step, take that hard step of actually doing something!

 

[PolskiKartofel]

Was she oldER than you?