Venting I texted this to my crush while drunk

[Polack]

Hello (girls name), ever since i saw you, i have wanted to engage in +18 relations aka sex.

problem is my spelling was atrocious as well so idk how to cope help bros

 

[Darth Aries]

You’re on here for a reason, there is no helping you here

 

[Polack]

You’re on here for a reason, there is no helping you here

should i retext her with proper spelling maybe?? please im desperate

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Be careful with your words buddy boyo. You don't want to get charged for muh harassment or something.

 

[Undervalued]

should i retext her with proper spelling maybe?? please im desperate

Go masturbate. If you still feel the same, go for it. Don't do any cringe shit. Judging by your posts, you need a hard rejection.

 

[THE TRUE CAMARO]

idiot

 

[Darth Aries]

should i retext her with proper spelling maybe?? please im desperate

Chad doesn’t even have to ask for “18+ relations”. If you think she’s gonna look at that and want to fuck you then it never began. Not that what you say as an incel matters but the way you worded the message sounded like a horny indian, especially with all of the spelling errors. This isn’t a dating advice website, it’s a website for throwing in the towel and saying there’s no hope. Welcome to .is gRAy

 

[Hoppipolla]

That is a very strange way to phrase it!

Also I think it tends to go better if you don't jump straight to saying you want sex...

 

[Hoppipolla]

Why not just say "Sorry about that I just think you're awesome - do you want to go out and do something sometime?"

Or something similarly chill and... not sex-focused O.O

At least she knows you fancy her now so you don't really have to repeat that!

 

[Ubermenschvirtues]

Hello (girls name), ever since i saw you, i have wanted to engage in +18 relations aka sex.

problem is my spelling was atrocious as well so idk how to cope help bros

 

[user]

I'm guessing you're non-NT

 

[Hoppipolla]

lol yah imagine if that's exactly how Chad would have phrased it, to the letter.

 

[Polack]

Chad doesn’t even have to ask for “18+ relations”. If you think she’s gonna look at that and want to fuck you then it never began. Not that what you say as an incel matters but the way you worded the message sounded like a horny indian, especially with all of the spelling errors. This isn’t a dating advice website, it’s a website for throwing in the towel and saying there’s no hope. Welcome to .is gRAy

i should tell her all texts are satire the confusion and joker like atmosphere will make her wet maybe

 

[Darth Aries]

i should tell her all texts are satire the confusion and joker like atmosphere will make her wet maybe

If she doesn’t know you irl then chadfish her

 

[Polack]

Go masturbate. If you still feel the same, go for it. Don't do any cringe shit. Judging by your posts, you need a hard rejection.

i will feel the same til death, i want her, i want to explore her orifices in big way

 

[Undervalued]

i will feel the same til death, i want her, i want to explore her orifices in big way

ok

 

[Ubermenschvirtues]

lol yah imagine if that's exactly how Chad would have phrased it, to the letter.

It wouldnt matter he can bang whenever he wants

 

[psyop]

Curry rizz

 

[worthlessloser26]

How do you even have a girls number chad

 

[Polack]

Curry rizz

im polish, if i was hindu she'd be rizzing me