RageFuel I suck at eating caviar

[PPEcel]

I always add too much filling on top of the toasted blinis and when I try to eat them, my clumsy fingers manage to spill all the caviar pearls onto the table.

I wish I could be a Stacy with precise, coordinated, deft fingers.

It's over.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Over for Richcels

 

[PPEcel]

Over for Richcels

and middle-classcels

 

[Glast]

Lmao this is why u inkwell

 

[PPEcel]

Lmao this is why u inkwell

If I was a Chad this wouldn't happen

 

[Glast]

If I was a Chad this wouldn't happen

Chad eats much better things than caviar daily bro

 

[Deleted member 21504]

I wish I could be a Stacy with precise, coordinated, deft fingers.

PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURNS THE FRICKING INCELS GAY!!!

 

[PPEcel]

Chad eats much better things than caviar daily bro

He licks whipped cream off Stacy's genitalia

 

[Glast]

He licks whipped cream off Stacy's genitalia

Exactly.

 

[zangano1]

Ive never eaten caviar

 

[Saudade]

its over for caviarcels

 

[Descartes]

Your parents didn't teach you when you were a kid? Eating caviar is really easy

 

[PPEcel]

Exactly.

For a incel, that experience costs more than a tasting menu at Alain Ducasse.

Your parents didn't teach you when you were a kid? Eating caviar is really easy

Not if you have genetically inferior hand-eye coordination

I'm one of the few Asian kids who can't play a piano

Ive never eaten caviar

It tastes like fresh tiny little bubbles of seawater that melt in your mouth and pop on your tongue

 

[Descartes]

I'm one of the few Asian kids who can't play a piano

I thought the stereotype about asian parents forcing their kids into classical instrumentes was real, must be brutal to let down an asian mother.
I do get what you are saying about hand-eye coordination but I don't think it applies to caviar, you probably are doing something wrong and nobody corrects you, I would do it if I could.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

richcel brag

 

[PPEcel]

I thought the stereotype about asian parents forcing their kids into classical instrumentes was real, must be brutal to let down an asian mother.
I do get what you are saying about hand-eye coordination but I don't think it applies to caviar, you probably are doing something wrong and nobody corrects you, I would do it if I could.

They actually did force me to try and play classical instruments. I spent 2 years trying out the violin, 8 years on the piano, but the only thing I enjoyed was the double bass. Ended up in a couple of orchestras.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Over for Richcels

richcel brag

 

[Haywire]

hey guys i accidentally drop money on the way to my bank

 

[Descartes]

They actually did force me to try and play classical instruments. I spent 2 years trying out the violin, 8 years on the piano, but the only thing I enjoyed was the double bass. Ended up in a couple of orchestras.

The funny thing is that no asian parenta want their children to be professional musicians, imagine being forced from early childhood to play the violin, and then when you want to be a professional violinist they don't let you do it.

richcel brag

You don't have to be rich to eat caviar

 

[Uglyme]

If I had the money to buy caviar, I wouldn't be an incel

 

[PPEcel]

hey guys i accidentally drop money on the way to my bank

this is why you do everything on mobile banking and plastic (or metal if you have a nice credit card)

If I had the money to buy caviar, I wouldn't be an incel

Cope

If you won the lottery your genes would still be shit

 

[Deleted member 19079]

You don't have to be rich to eat caviar

the average person wont go out of their way to have caviar lol and ppecel is a legit a richcel

 

[Deleted member 10314]

the average person wont go out of their way to have caviar lol and ppecel is a legit a richcel

he can moneymaxx then

 

[Blacktarpill]

Its overrated trash.

 

[2340922]

and middle-classcels

Red or black??

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I remember that my parents were massive caviar eaters. Never tried it myself, though.

and middle-classcels

You're middle class? Your bio makes you seem like you're at least upper middle.

 

[PPEcel]

Red or black??

I don't get the reference

 

[2340922]

I don't get the reference

What caviar u like more red or black

 

[PPEcel]

What caviar u like more red or black

Oh I'm retarded.

Black

 

[startcel]

I always add too much filling on top of the toasted blinis and when I try to eat them, my clumsy fingers manage to spill all the caviar pearls onto the table.

I wish I could be a Stacy with precise, coordinated, deft fingers.

It's over.

I know this feeling too well

 

[Marquis de Sade]

You try too hard with this 'I'm a rich cunt' shite!

 

[2340922]

Oh I'm retarded.

Black

Not bad not bad
But why?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURNS THE FRICKING INCELS GAY!!!

 

[PPEcel]

Not bad not bad
But why?

Is it because of the curing process?

I've never actually eaten red, except on a sushi, every time I've been served caviar as a dish by itself, it's shiny and black.

 

[2340922]

Is it because of the curing process?

I've never actually eaten red, except on a sushi, every time I've been served caviar as a dish by itself, it's shiny and black.

Reds are bigger and more smily i would say but there no much big difference
U make me hungry

 

[Mrpvolts]

If I had the money to buy caviar, I wouldn't be an incel