SuicideFuel I still have the unused condoms i bought years ago

[Ropemaxx]

Jfl. Back in my pua days, about 3-4 years ago, i bought some condoms thinking i would ascend some day (how naive i was).
I opened my iphone wallet today and these condoms are still in there.

That day never came

 

[Gymcelled]

I was given condoms when I started college, foids were handing them out to everyone

They're expired now jfl

 

[Unhappy-Man]

I have an unopened box in my car for over a year now, pretty pointless tbh.

 

[Gymcelled]

i once jerked off with a condom

How was it?

 

[Stalin]

Keep them for filipina hotties bro.

 

[LastGerman]

I have an unopened box in my car for over a year now, pretty pointless tbh.

Nice brag.

 

[Gymcelled]

nice, first time that i touched the tip while jerking odd

Aren't you big? Like 7.5in? Did you even fit?

 

[Sonozaki]

I was given condoms when I started college, foids were handing them out to everyone

They're expired now jfl

same

 

[Incel Gamer]

I've never touched a condom before and don't know what they feel like.

I made a post about that on here.

 

[Gymcelled]

same

The second i was offered them I 100% knew they'd go to waste. Like i didn't even have any hopes, not even for a split second

But I couldn't say no in public

I've never touched a condom before and don't know what they feel like.

I made a post about that on here.

Neither have i. But they are in a plastic or cardboard packaging tbh

 

[radishman]

Chad doesn't wear condoms.

 

[Smitty]

Incel trait
Also nice that our strong and independent women are so filtfhy you need to put a surgical glove on your penis to touch them.

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

Jfl. Back in my pua days, about 3-4 years ago, i bought some condoms thinking i would ascend some day (how naive i was).

Same. You can jerk off into them though.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Keep them for filipina hotties bro.

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would bang all of them..
BTW fakecel if you haven't left expire condoms (which last like a decade)

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

lmao same. I got a big 12 pack because it was economical been getting scratched up in my bag for 4 years now. the condoms before that were 3 years old I still have those as well I think

 

[Ropemaxx]

lmao same. I got a big 12 pack because it was economical been getting scratched up in my bag for 4 years now. the condoms before that were 3 years old I still have those as well I think

I was given condoms when I started college, foids were handing them out to everyone

They're expired now jfl

brutal as hell. this torture of a "life" is NOT FAIR

 

[Deleted member 18193]

I was given condoms when I started college, foids were handing them out to everyone

They're expired now jfl

holy shit bro... I forgot that condoms even expired. I remember it from sex ed in hs now but I completely forgot that they did...

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Never even seen a condom irl tbh

 

[solblue]

Never bought a condom. Do they sell condoms by size or is it just a general range?

 

[Macrocephalus]

Fakecel if you ever thought you were going to need condoms tbhngl (except for escortcelling)

 

[Idotms]

I have never owned any condoms.

 

[Ropemaxx]

Fakecel if you ever thought you were going to need condoms tbhngl (except for escortcelling)

massive cope

 

[l33tbl0k3]

i once jerked off with a condom

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Jfl. Back in my pua days, about 3-4 years ago, i bought some condoms thinking i would ascend some day (how naive i was).
I opened my iphone wallet today and these condoms are still in there.

That day never came

 

[Gymcelled]

holy shit bro... I forgot that condoms even expired. I remember it from sex ed in hs now but I completely forgot that they did...

4-5 years on them i think

 

[Rambocel]

Jerk off repeatedly in them, piss in them, maybe take a dumb in one, and fling them at every girl who rejects you.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

yeah i have some too. bought them before escortcelling last year. hopefully i can ascend and use them. i have my doubts though

 

[Ropemaxx]

arnt u a famous fakecel?

 

[Deleted member 21219]

arnt u a famous fakecel?

Curry and fakecel dont go together.

 

[radishman]

I'm amazed at the exp dates. Like I've never had the nerve to store condoms "in reserve" because even I knew it never began for an avg fuck like me. I only ever purchased some if I escortcelled and even then most smart whores have their own batch.

 

[Ropemaxx]

Curry and fakecel dont go together.

 

[modern_grendel]

Keep them for filipina hotties bro.

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I've been rejected by worse

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

Fakecel if you ever thought you were going to need condoms tbhngl (except for escortcelling)

the life of a pua coper

 

[SuperMario64DS]

I've never touched a condom before and don't know what they feel like.

I made a post about that on here.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

got a ton of free condoms in my youth
i remember giving my HS condoms to my cousin who was in middle school. he used them all in like one weekend. pissed me off

i got a few more in college. a few years after i got kicked out i couldnt believe i still hadnt used them so bought me a fleshlight and went to town. looking back that was probably one of the most pathetic things ive ever done

 

[Ropemaxx]

the life of a pua coper

tbh

got a ton of free condoms in my youth
i remember giving my HS condoms to my cousin who was in middle school. he used them all in like one weekend. pissed me off

i got a few more in college. a few years after i got kicked out i couldnt believe i still hadnt used them so bought me a fleshlight and went to town. looking back that was probably one of the most pathetic things ive ever done

 

[RopeMaXXer]

Oh yeah we all go through that. I'm pretty sure I have mine somewhere in my parents house.
JFL at buying condoms "because you've become a man now"
What a big moment, I need to be csreful bro, don't want any kids

 

[Deleted member 20207]

Using (((condoms))) is cucked.

 

[crestfallencel]

major incel trait

 

[KingChemist]

Same. I got like 20 expired condoms too.

 

[AnonAutist]

I was given condoms when I started college, foids were handing them out to everyone

They're expired now jfl

Ouch. Recognizable...

 

[Deleted member 236]

I'm 34 and have never even bought any.

 

[Ropemaxx]

I'm 34 and have never even bought any.

wow

 

[Deleted member 236]

wow

I feel the same. Literally remember my 29th birthday like it was yesterday.

 

[Ropemaxx]

I feel the same. Literally remember my 29th birthday like it was yesterday.

damn dude. i almost wanna cry just imagining being an oldcel like that
please pray to god i dont turn out like you(no offense bro)

 

[Deleted member 236]

damn dude. i almost wanna cry just imagining being an oldcel like that
please pray to god i dont turn out like you(no offense bro)

Lol, how old are you?

 

[Over_this_Life]

A long time ago, my mom bought me some condoms back when she didn't realize how much of a failure I am. They are well expired at this point.

 

[TheHopefulBeliever]

Some random guy gave me condoms when I went to a baseball game a couple years back. Still haven't used them either

 

[Ropemaxx]

Lol, how old are you?

24 and the agepill is already torturing me like you wouldnt believe

 

[Deleted member 236]

24 and the agepill is already torturing me like you wouldnt believe

Yeah, you've already eaten into 8 years of your glorious decade of youth. When I hit 27 I felt my youth die overnight. Then you get another 3-6 years of semi-youth and it's over. Then it's 50 years of misery and decay. Life is brutal.