I spot 3 incels at work

[imbored21]

Incel 1: Stereotypical mid 30s comic book nerd. 300lbs manchild sitting alone in the linchroom. I see him eating fast food everyday. He sits alone in front of the TV while everyone else in his department is sitting together laughing and talking. I timed him on the toilet. It took him 25 minutes.

Incel2: Indian geek. This kid must be early to mid 20s. He 5’5 and sits alone at lunch playing magic the gathering on his phone. 

Incel3: Rotting old hypebeast. This guy must be 60 years old. He’s horse shoe balding and has a hunched back. He always wears these camo hypebeast pants. He’s been with the company for 30 years. His job title: data entry clerk.

Nothing is sadder than seeing lonely men. I feel so bad for men who turn out this way. There really is no hope for some. I was hesitant to post this because one if them might post here.

 

[42cel]

At least you're not the only subhuman in your company.

 

[KilluminoidBR]

Incel 1: Stereotypical mid 30s comic book nerd. 300lbs manchild sitting alone in the linchroom. I see him eating fast food everyday. He sits alone in front of the TV while everyone else in his department is sitting together laughing and talking. I timed him on the toilet. It took him 25 minutes.

Incel2: Indian geek. This kid must be early to mid 20s. He 5’5 and sits alone at lunch playing magic the gathering on his phone. 

Incel3: Rotting old hypebeast. This guy must be 60 years old. He’s horse shoe balding and has a hunched back. He always wears these camo hypebeast pants. He’s been with the company for 30 years. His job title: data entry clerk.

Nothing is sadder than seeing lonely men. I feel so bad for men who turn out this way. There really is no hope for some. I was hesitant to post this because one if them might post here.

You cant judge the looks of a 60 y/o man. He might have been a chad in his prime.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Plot twist: They're probably all in relationships while you post about them on here.

 

[Framecel222]

Plot twist: They're probably all in relationships while you post about them on here.

Exactly lol, people on here just see random people and assume that they're incel. Unless OP follows them home after work he has no idea if they're incels or not.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

And you are? One of them?

 

[/pol/cel]

Plot twist: They're probably all in relationships while you post about them on here.

This. Thats true sui fuel, the people who may seem like incels may not actually be.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Plot twist: They're probably all in relationships while you post about them on here.

kek, superkek.

 

[imbored21]

Plot twist: They're probably all in relationships while you post about them on here.

Probably right

 

[Narazz]

Plot twist: They're probably all in relationships while you post about them on here.

that's the thing. i seen retards with ear tubes and people that make your life a living hell at work due to how much they mess up at least get in beta type relationships. might say why not go for those typse of women. really because they are very dumb and i feel nothing for em. not even about if they are fat land whales.  but what really fucked me up was i even seen this really fat black guy wearing poor clothes that's about a 3 to 3.5 with a ginger with 2 mixed kids. that really messed me up. mean while im alone just beating it to porn every 2 weeks haha.

anyways a lto of those people might of scored a bang here and there. and probably have at least some friends to hang out with. i wouldn't be too fast to categorize em as incels.

btw im the gamer parents basement type haha :0

 

[Grain_of_sin]

For no. 1:

If you are a fat neckbeard, you're volcel. Shave your fucking beard (at least trim it) , and get to normal weight levels, don't gotta be swole.

No sympathy for fat neckbeards. They are LDAR personified.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

im that lonely sitting alone nigga

 

[KV3]

Incel 1: Stereotypical mid 30s comic book nerd. 300lbs manchild sitting alone in the linchroom. I see him eating fast food everyday. He sits alone in front of the TV while everyone else in his department is sitting together laughing and talking. I timed him on the toilet. It took him 25 minutes.

Incel2: Indian geek. This kid must be early to mid 20s. He 5’5 and sits alone at lunch playing magic the gathering on his phone. 

Incel3: Rotting old hypebeast. This guy must be 60 years old. He’s horse shoe balding and has a hunched back. He always wears these camo hypebeast pants. He’s been with the company for 30 years. His job title: data entry clerk.

Nothing is sadder than seeing lonely men. I feel so bad for men who turn out this way. There really is no hope for some. I was hesitant to post this because one if them might post here.

Do you talk to any of them? What are they like? Why havent u made friends?

 

[imbored21]

Do you talk to any of them? What are they like? Why havent u made friends?

NO. I don't talk to anyone. My inhibited mind won't allow me to form coherent sentences and speak to other humanoid creatures.

 

[KV3]

NO. I don't talk to anyone. My inhibited mind won't allow me to form coherent sentences and speak to other humanoid creatures.

they're not girls tho?

 

[imbored21]

they're not girls tho?

I'm even worse at talking to guys than girls.