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I Shower Twice A Day Yet Still Can't Attract Women

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What am I doing wrong guys, they said it would work, but women are still repulsed by me? Please help.
 
You need more hobbies.
 
How long are said showers? I would say it's about quality not quantity tbh.
 
How long are said showers? I would say it's about quality not quantity tbh.
2-3 hours each. Is that enough? If not how much longer should they be?
 
That's enough bro ngl, maybe it's your hair, did you try getting a haircut yet?
I get haircuts every 2 weeks, got it all nice and styled. But I am balding is that ok?
 
Just get a better personality and you need to have 10 showers a day and lick the feet of any queen who graces you with their holy presence
 
Just get a better personality and you need to have 10 showers a day and lick the feet of any queen who graces you with their holy presence
Shit I knew I was doing something wrong. I will try to take more 10+ showers a day from now on. I talk to females and help them out all the time, how can I serve my qwanz enough?
 
I get haircuts every 2 weeks, got it all nice and styled. But I am balding is that ok?
If you're balding just shave it off bro.You will look very masculine and alpha like The Rock
 
If you're balding just shave it off bro.You will look very masculine and alpha like The Rock
Oh I tried that once. But I have large red bumps all over my bald head and they hurt when exposed to the cool windy air.
 
I get haircuts every 2 weeks, got it all nice and styled. But I am balding is that ok?
Yes girls love bald guys, just look at "the rock" i guess your problem must be your personality then teehee.
 
Try to shower outside
 
Try to shower outside
How do I do that? Should I do it Indian style with a bucket of water, standing outside naked and pouring water while lathering soap on myself in front of females to show them I shower?
 
Just be yourself. No one is going to like you if you don't like yourself. :soy:

(I hate every delusional faggot that says this so much)
 
You need to shower twice in a minute. Basically you need to live under shower.
 
Just be yourself. No one is going to like you if you don't like yourself. :soy:
Is this fine? My smile is attached below.
You need to shower twice in a minute. Basically you need to live under shower.
How do I attract women and have sex with them if I showering 24 hours a day? I am so confused:confused:
 

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You need to get yourself a portable shower bro, so you can get a fresh shower every minute before you enter a womens presence she can smell if you haven't had a recent shower. Don't forget to use soap!

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Is this fine? My smile is attached below.

How do I attract women and have sex with them if I showering 24 hours a day? I am so confused:confused:
You must acquire a portable shower and carry old spice with you.
 
You need to get yourself a portable shower bro, so you can get a fresh shower every minute before you enter a womens presence she can smell if you haven't had a recent shower. Don't forget to use soap!

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Oh wow really! What do they cost I am broke guys :feelscry:?
 
Did you tried improving you personality?
 
Obviously it's your breath. Currycel like you would have curry breath, gotta pack a mint bro.

Also try showering everyday, helped me ngl:feelskek:
 
When was the last time you watched Captain Marvel? And i hope you have pre-booked several days worth of tickets for the new Star Wars film, you should carry these around with you 24/7 to let the females know that you support strong indepenent Queens!
 
I wish I could get me a nice fat landwhale with an unwashed pussy. I love fish stink on my tongue. Im only good enough to lick the pussy of my queen. she can only be fucked by 12 inch dildo.
 
Did you make sure to donate at least 30% of your income to e-girls on Patreon? That will give your personality the boost it needs to charm a lady.
 
Woah you should also watch many movies with female heroes!
 
If bathing helped even a bit with getting pussy there wouldn't be a single southamerican-cel on this forum.
 
Woah you should also watch many movies with female heroes!
This! So much this!
I smell ascension in your future boyo, keep this up and you never know you might catch the eye of some strong independent 35 y/o single mother of 3 of Tyrones little delights!
 

By going to the gym so that you grow until you're 6'4.
Shaving with Gillette razors will also cause your chin to protrude.
Watching movies with female protagonists and joining a feminist society will also result in a positive canthal tilt of your eyes and a strong Remus and gonial angle.
 
just be confident and step outside faggot
 
Shower meme is shit. Women love smelly chad over clean ugly fucker.
 
i wash my face 2-3 times a day, wash my hair and style it every day, take good care of my skin, wear deodorant everyday, brush my teeth twice a day, and wash my body when needed yet cant get any foid to go on one date with me
 
You must become womens slave
 
Only twice a day? Chad showers at least 5 times a day.
 
It doesn't matter because women can sense that you frequent incel forums. Your post count might as well be etched into your forehead.
 
You need to put yourself out there.
 
Now just tell her about your knicker creaming personality, bro. XD On a serious note, fuck this society full of sugar coaters who attempt to bluepill us.
 

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