What's new

Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.
Log in Register

Follow Us On Social Media

Story I shit myself tonight (shit yourselvecels GTFIH)

NEETAndTidy

NEETAndTidy

STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY. COBRA KAIcel
-
Joined
May 20, 2018
Posts
15,731
Not on purpose. Not blackout drunk. Not anything.

I just trusted a fart. Shit my pants with diarrhea. Fuck my life.

Only good thing is not much came out...


Any other cels shit themselves as an adult?
 
brutal brownpill
 
No but once I realized I had to take a major dook and was 45 min from anywhere with a bathroom. Longest time of my life. Shit sweats. Horrible stomach pain. I unleashed a shit for the ages when I got to the bathroom
 
Templarcel421 said:
No but once I realized I had to take a major dook and was 45 min from anywhere with a bathroom. Longest time of my life. Shit sweats. Horrible stomach pain. I unleashed a shit for the ages when I got to the bathroom
Click to expand...
Must've been a nice shit
 
Damn I am drunk right now but never shit myself :lul:
 
I’ve never shit myself but I pissed myself on acid once.
 
Never trust a fart, it could be shit.
Learned that the hard way too many times.
 



PEE PEE POO POO WEE WEE EH O EH O EH
 
Drunkcel roll call?
 
NEETAndTidy said:
TELL THE STORY
Click to expand...
K
Be me, some fucking fat high school freshman.
Thought it was a good idea to abuse laxatives like a fucking dumbass.
I was sitting in Spanish class when I felt a fart coming on.
Wasn't a fart. It was a nasty ass bunch of diarrhea.
Ran outta that damn class and wore smelly gym shorts the rest of that day. Didn't live that one down for about two years.
 
Psychonaut said:
K
Be me, some fucking fat high school freshman.
Thought it was a good idea to abuse laxatives like a fucking dumbass.
I was sitting in Spanish class when I felt a fart coming on.
Wasn't a fart. It was a nasty ass bunch of diarrhea.
Ran outta that damn class and wore smelly gym shorts the rest of that day. Didn't live that one down for about two years.
Click to expand...
Top kek:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 

just don't trust risky farts, best case scenario you fart, worst case scenario you shit yourself. just hold it in until you can get to a bathroom
 
builderseed said:

just don't trust risky farts, best case scenario you fart, worst case scenario you shit yourself. just hold it in until you can get to a bathroom
Click to expand...

You're not wrong
 
NEETAndTidy said:
Only good thing is not much came out...
Click to expand...

Hows that a good thing? WTF? Then why did you fart at the first time? I always fart with a hope that all of my shit comes out. A nice gravy shit completes a nice fart.
 
chudur-budur said:
Hows that a good thing? WTF? Then why did you fart at the first time? I always fart with a hope that all of my shit comes out. A nice gravy shit completes a nice fart.
Click to expand...
:feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
brutal shitpill, normies be scared
 
Happens to me often. Once i was farting in the bath and a poo came out
 
Aye we've all been there. You do a big watery fart an when you check your drawers you realise you've shat a bit.
 
happened to me once when i was like 10yo. was about to fart but a little bit of poo came out in my pants
 
The winds of shit are in the air
 
Same but my bubble cheeks luckily caught most of it.
 
This happened to me at work a few months ago. There was also no paper in the stall. JFL.
 
This happened to me two times before.

First time was me trusting a fart in the shower. Tried to fart but instead of a stink cloud, a big clump of shit with the consistency of applesauce plopped out. At least I was in the shower.

Another time was right after I woke up. Again, tried to fart and filled my underoos with shit. Had tow ash my sheets and clothes. Completely ruined my morning.
 
brutal age pill

over for loosesphinctercels
 
blackcel said:
This happened to me two times before.

First time was me trusting a fart in the shower. Tried to fart but instead of a stink cloud, a big clump of shit with the consistency of applesauce plopped out. At least I was in the shower.

Another time was right after I woke up. Again, tried to fart and filled my underoos with shit. Had tow ash my sheets and clothes. Completely ruined my morning.
Click to expand...
:feelskek:
 
You need a new username
 
The worst feeling. Ever.
 
I kinda shat myself last christmas.
Last christmas I got diarrhea from all the shit I ate/drank and while I was walking home, I got the urge to empty my funcking bowels. I clenched my asshole while walking home but the issue is that shit can leak when it's liquid so by the time I got home my underwear was a bit shitted.
 
party shitters in the house tonight
 
I shit myself today
To see if I still feel...

:feels:
 
You really cant control your bladder?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

C
Venting How does one do NoFap while also being a low energy lazy piece of shit?
Replies
5
Views
214
Based NaziCel
Based NaziCel
TheJester
Story Toy Story gave me the creeps as a child
Replies
1
Views
157
Skelly
Skelly
CIA nigger
It's Over truecel story hour: that time i sharted in the shower
Replies
25
Views
634
CIA nigger
CIA nigger
curryboy420
SuicideFuel I hate being autistic retard nigger
Replies
11
Views
249
VideoGameCoper
VideoGameCoper
KingOfInceldia
It's Over 2 weekends. 2 fights. Alcoholmaxxing is over for me
Replies
6
Views
238
KingOfInceldia
KingOfInceldia

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (Incels: 0, Bluepillers: 2)

Follow Us On Social Media

626,448Threads
14,372,387Posts
28,222Members
Depressed subhumanNew Lost Soul

About Us

Incels.is is a community for men that struggle with or are unable to get into romantic relationships with women despite trying. We welcome men from all walks of life, and from all cultural and racial backgrounds, as long as you are an incel.

Online statistics

Members online
161
Guests online
2,674
Total visitors
2,835
Totals may include hidden visitors.
shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top