[NSFW] I shit myself again

quinn24

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brutal shitpill

ive sharted before too, and thankfully it was in a private place
 

ManletHalfCurry

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#13
brutal shitpill

ive sharted before too, and thankfully it was in a private place
Lucky boyo, I did it too, but in highschool, in the middle of a science class, I actually did 3 what I thought were wet farts, only for the smell of shit to waft up to my nose, then I realised I had done a load of shit in my pants lul.
 

NEETAndTidy

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Lucky boyo, I did it too, but in highschool, in the middle of a science class, I actually did 3 what I thought were wet farts, only for the smell of shit to waft up to my nose, then I realised I had done a load of shit in my pants lul.
NEVER EVER EVER trust a fart
 

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Lucky boyo, I did it too, but in highschool, in the middle of a science class, I actually did 3 what I thought were wet farts, only for the smell of shit to waft up to my nose, then I realised I had done a load of shit in my pants lul.
What did you do after that?
 

ManletHalfCurry

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What did you do after that?
Pretended I didn't feel good, asked to go to the toilet, went to the toilet to confirm my suspicion, whipped them down and there was a full load of shit in my boxers, went back said I had been vomited and went home early.
 

AsiaCel

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currychad

jokes aside dont worry i also sometimes shit liquid poop, i think everyone does at some point, even chads and stacies.
 

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Pretended I didn't feel good, asked to go to the toilet, went to the toilet to confirm my suspicion, whipped them down and there was a full load of shit in my boxers, went back said I had been vomited and went home early.
That's a good course of action tbh. How scared were you when you realized it in class?
 

Mainländer

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That only happened to me once, I was sick.

I usually don't wear underwear so I'm fucked if it happens, good thing it never does.
 

BadBreathcel

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Pretended I didn't feel good, asked to go to the toilet, went to the toilet to confirm my suspicion, whipped them down and there was a full load of shit in my boxers, went back said I had been vomited and went home early.
How did u walk back home / to ur car without shit falling out ur pants
 

builderseed

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#51
best case scenario, the fart passes and that's that
worst case scenario, you shit yourself

never trust a fart
 

chudur-budur

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Pure lifefuel.


This happened to me a few times but never when I shit myself, just when I shat voluntarily.
Is it diet that causes all this mucus?
In the Ayurvedic parlance, it's known as "Kapha-Purisha" in Sanskrit (or "booger-shit" in plain English).

If you discharge abnormal amount of mucus, that means you have been infected with bacteria/ameoba (Dysentery) or you have some form of lactose intolerance. Stop taking dairy products immediately.

If you are from one of these dark-blue colored countries, you might be genetically lactose intolerant.


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currychad

jokes aside dont worry i also sometimes shit liquid poop, i think everyone does at some point, even chads and stacies.
Yea, but if a chad shits a liquid-shit, a becky will come, lick it with her tongue and clean it for him. If a stacy shits a liquid-shit, a reddit cuck will come, lick it with his tongue and clean it for her. But if an incel shits a liquid-shit, he needs to clean himself.
 
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Indari

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#58
tells me to keep my foot fetish to myself but posts a pic of his shitty underwear (or whatever that pic is I'm not looking at that shit nigga)
 

NEETAndTidy

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#59
tells me to keep my foot fetish to myself but posts a pic of his shitty underwear (or whatever that pic is I'm not looking at that shit nigga)
Eh I've got no shame.

But I still know its unwise to share your fetish (eslespecially when its looked down upon)

Plus I actually have a medical condition
 

Sitokirment

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#60
I could've lived a thousand more lifetimes without seeing this. Literal shitposting.
 

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