Serious I shit my pants at work today

[Dollfucker]

I was doing so good at this problem I had a streak of like 3 months of not shitting my pants. Now I dont mean full blown shit like logs and shit the shit im talking about is when I fartmaxx, some shit comes out like just a bit. I learned to fart slow so I know if its gonna be a shit or not and I did fart slow but as soon as I did I was like wait a minute... Somethings not right and then I checked the bathroom and yup there was shit. I did what I used to do in highschool and took off my underwear and flush it down the toliet because im not wearing a shit underwear all day. My mom tells me to wear diapers but im not a baby nigga and thats cucked and gay wearing diapers and according to chatgpt

Its because of the goyslop I eat which kinda make sense. But I dont want to give up goyslop that shit is delicious so im gonna have to figure out some other way I can solve this problem the good news is its not happening as often as last year where every week I shitmaxx myself so im proud of myself on that one im making progress

 

[ack]

 

[zd60]

fascinating

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Whatever you say motherfucker

 

[Dollfucker]

View attachment 1535486

its not I made a thread of this in jaunary

and ever since that thread I been getting better at this.

 

[H8mychudlife]

Psyop

 

[VλREN]

 

[anotherwastedlife]

Should've announced "i just shit my pants niggas"

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I can relate. Tip, I'd reccomend always having spare toilet paper or baby wipes, spare underwear, and a spare pair of pants in your car.

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Shalom IT

 

[unhingedsamsung]

learned to fart slow so I know if its gonna be a shit or not

These are farts that you can’t trust

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

based and shartpilled

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvOgAPa_mkw

 

[xek000000kk]

what a fag

 

[Pikacel]

Mogsme for working

 

[UglyVirgin]

Shits me

 

[Extern]

Is dollfucker really a fed im scared brocels

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

Mogs me for workmaxxing
But yeah, this used to happen to me too. Just reject goyslop and get some more fiber in your diet. It might sound gay but like sprinkle chia seeds on your food. It helps. Eating salads and apples also help with digestion. But the most important thing that you can do is to limit the quantity of food you eat and to increase the quality.

 

[retardfuel30]

Brutal

 

[Julius1]

Happens to the best of us, but I had liquid farts luckily at home mostly

 

[Chud Norris72]

its not I made a thread of this in jaunary
View attachment 1535489
and ever since that thread I been getting better at this.

Micronigger has all your personal info already.

 

[Emba]

This product may case,

"Anal leakage"

warning used to be on potato chips cooked in rapeseed/ canola, oil. Mostly it's caused by seed oils and less or very short fibered foods...

 

[over_department]

Is dollfucker really a fed im scared brocels

Nah, this is a quite normal post from him

 

[Extern]

rapeseed