I shat my pants in front of my crush

[Sexless incel]

It was in 2018, I finally worked up the urge to approach my crush - or atleast I thought. Slowly, I walked up to her table. Her friends noticed me before she did, with faces of disgust and confusion. I finally uttered the words: "H-Hey S-Stacy will you ggo out w-with.. me?". Silence, silence filled the air around us with suspense. Stacy looked at her friends and they looked at her. I heard giggling, then chuckling progressing into full on laughter like Hyenas in front of their prey. The were laughing at me, a subhuman, asking out a foid as good looking as her. I couldn't take the embarrassment, then it happened. I was so nervous that I ended up shitting myself, I couldn't believe that I didn't feel the hot, steaming drops of poo coming from my ass. Looking behind me, I saw a trail, meaning I shat my pants before I approached them, probably out of nervousness.

I ran away, far as I could, but as if the universe hated me, I ended up slipping and fell into one of my droplets of feces. I never went back to school for 4 months after that.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

I was so nervous that I ended up shitting myself, I couldn't believe that I didn't feel the hot, steaming drops of poo coming from my ass.

I've heard of people doing this during robberies but this is a new one.

 

[PLA1092]

You should take the advice of legendary currycel Chidambaram, and learn the practice of what most would call "stand-shitting"; she would be most impressed, instantly deviating from the usual discriminatory treatment, mockery, rejection, and public humiliation the average subhuman must go through if he wishes to simply try for basically any modern foid!

It would have worked for Chad, anyways; so virile!

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I've heard of people doing this during robberies but this is a new one.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I've heard of people doing this during robberies but this is a new one.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Just a usual Dubai mating strategy...

 

[LifeMaxxer]

Reads like reddit larp

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Reads like reddit larp

People do actually shit themselves during stressful and fight or flight situations, uncle used to deal with break-ins at work and thieves would often become trapped inside the building overnight and could often be found to have shat themselves when it came to arresting them.

 

[LifeMaxxer]

People do actually shit themselves during stressful and fight or flight situations, uncle used to deal with break-ins at work and thieves would often become trapped inside the building overnight and could often be found to have shat themselves when it came to arresting them.

You learn something new everyday online

 

[Izayacel]

ABSOLUTE GIGA OVER mein Freund .

@Sexless incel @nice_try @Swagpilled @highinhibition @Retardinator

Der gute hat sich in die Hosen gemacht , stell dich einer Mal vor , lol.

 

[Stupid Clown]

It was in 2018, I finally worked up the urge to approach my crush - or atleast I thought. Slowly, I walked up to her table. Her friends noticed me before she did, with faces of disgust and confusion. I finally uttered the words: "H-Hey S-Stacy will you ggo out w-with.. me?". Silence, silence filled the air around us with suspense. Stacy looked at her friends and they looked at her. I heard giggling, then chuckling progressing into full on laughter like Hyenas in front of their prey. The were laughing at me, a subhuman, asking out a foid as good looking as her. I couldn't take the embarrassment, then it happened. I was so nervous that I ended up shitting myself, I couldn't believe that I didn't feel the hot, steaming drops of poo coming from my ass. Looking behind me, I saw a trail, meaning I shat my pants before I approached them, probably out of nervousness.

I ran away, far as I could, but as if the universe hated me, I ended up slipping and fell into one of my droplets of feces. I never went back to school for 4 months after that.

Hopefully she got a good smell.

 

[NoMoreHope]

It was in 2018, I finally worked up the urge to approach my crush - or atleast I thought. Slowly, I walked up to her table. Her friends noticed me before she did, with faces of disgust and confusion. I finally uttered the words: "H-Hey S-Stacy will you ggo out w-with.. me?". Silence, silence filled the air around us with suspense. Stacy looked at her friends and they looked at her. I heard giggling, then chuckling progressing into full on laughter like Hyenas in front of their prey. The were laughing at me, a subhuman, asking out a foid as good looking as her. I couldn't take the embarrassment, then it happened. I was so nervous that I ended up shitting myself, I couldn't believe that I didn't feel the hot, steaming drops of poo coming from my ass. Looking behind me, I saw a trail, meaning I shat my pants before I approached them, probably out of nervousness.

I ran away, far as I could, but as if the universe hated me, I ended up slipping and fell into one of my droplets of feces. I never went back to school for 4 months after that.

You went back to that school? Right...

Fuck you OP this is just shitty larp. Get it, SHITTY larp

 

[Immolator]

Normies are vile

 

[Mrugly420]

This is obviously a larp, but I still had to cuckle

 

[Mega Coper]

Reads like reddit larp

Tbh

 

[Bedford Stye]

It was in 2018, I finally worked up the urge to approach my crush - or atleast I thought. Slowly, I walked up to her table. Her friends noticed me before she did, with faces of disgust and confusion. I finally uttered the words: "H-Hey S-Stacy will you ggo out w-with.. me?". Silence, silence filled the air around us with suspense. Stacy looked at her friends and they looked at her. I heard giggling, then chuckling progressing into full on laughter like Hyenas in front of their prey. The were laughing at me, a subhuman, asking out a foid as good looking as her. I couldn't take the embarrassment, then it happened. I was so nervous that I ended up shitting myself, I couldn't believe that I didn't feel the hot, steaming drops of poo coming from my ass. Looking behind me, I saw a trail, meaning I shat my pants before I approached them, probably out of nervousness.

I ran away, far as I could, but as if the universe hated me, I ended up slipping and fell into one of my droplets of feces. I never went back to school for 4 months after that.

Well, life happens.

 

[Mega Coper]

Normies are vile

Based ngl