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VainHireling

VainHireling

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Yesterday, I booked an escort for an hour (500 PLN = somewhere above 110$).
Nice, plump ass, flat chest, typical whoreface.
I received a massage and blowies for a warm-up.
When we got down to real business, I caressed her, did my job first in missionary position and then face down, ass up.
Pickled cod felt loose and floppy (yuck) and my satisfaction was very little.
After I was done, I handed her cash without word and then spent half an hour under a scalding hot shower to remove memories of a lame sex.

That just goes to show that despite 304s very strong, natural predisposition, they are lame even at being whores.
If whoring isn't their strong suit, what else could be?
 
another allowed brag in a forum of people starved of sex
 
You could have paid only for half an hour and spent the second half an hour at home showering instead of at the escort's place.

This clearly wasn't your first time?
 
Good for you for trying something new. Grats on losing your virginity
 

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