Serious I rejected 2 cute girls who tried to talk to me today

[Ellsworth]

They were missionaries. No way I’m going to talk with them unless they offer up sex first.

 

[Man]

Your soul is worth more than her pussy.

 

[Man]

Remind her that the lord is waiting for you in heaven and spreading her legs is like opening the pearly gates for you friend.

 

[My Name Jeff]

this story is bussin

 

[Med Anime]

religious whores might go to ugly incels knowing that they're simps and will just follow what they say blindly but you showed these whores what they deserves. hope her soul burns in hell

 

[Potential Rapist]

a gook foid knocked on my door a few days ago asking for donations for some charity, i just said no and closed the door felt good

 

[CrackingYs]

The foid at the grocery store offered to bag my groceries, I immediately rejected her offer cause I wanted to know what it's like to be a Chad.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

They were missionaries. No way I’m going to talk with them unless they offer up sex first.

I had a similar story today, except I fucked the missionary chicks. True story btw, pls believe me.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

fakecel

 

[Gutless]

i want to talkk ti cute girls

 

[Ellsworth]

Your soul is worth more than her pussy.

I’m pretty sure they were Mormon which is a false religion.

 

[Indari]

I’m pretty sure they were Mormon which is a false religion.

this happened to me before. They actually have a saying, "flirt to convert"

 

[PhilipBlake]

fakecel trait ngl