So, I was in my office at the Federal Bureau of investigation going through your files ( you incels have a lot to answer for ) when a fat foid sat right next to me. I had hogged the fan all to myself at this point. It had been a hot day; she kept looking at me and at the fan, then she looked at me again. Then, she finally asked : " do you mind sharing?" that's when I said:" it's broken, I can't get it to blow in both directions" it was obviously a lie. I had fixed it in that position on purpose. She was fat and very sweaty.
