
ALifeWastedOnRot
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I was recently reading some classic medieval literature. Many interesting stories come from old writings, and one can peer into the minds of our ancestors who lived hundreds of years before us. Indian, English, Nordic, German, Native American, and of course Slavic stories filled the pages of this seemingly interesting book of which I stumbled upon while clearing out my formerly deceased Danish grandmother's belongings. Reading the stories brought me back to the innocence of childhood in a fleetingly comforting way but it wasn't long before the brutality of the blackpill reared its ugly head right through my heart, ruining my day and corrupting my sleep.
An old Slavic tale called "The Devil with the Three Golden Hairs", thought to have originated in what is now referred to as the Kingdom of Czech, is about the birth of an "exceptionally HANDSOME" young peasant boy, to whom is prophesied to marry the King's daughter and one day take the throne. The King, not wanting a lowly peasant to marry his literal Princess, orders the boy to be drowned in a local river. The boy miraculously survives and through thick and thin, finds his way into the Royal Palace, seduces the daughter, and marries into the royal linage before the King can even find out. Rightfully angered by this intrusive Chad, the King sends the young boy off on an impossible task to retrieve three golden hairs from a monster, hoping he will die on his journey. The boy narrowly escapes death multiple times, only to be saved by his "striking good looks". His adventure is filled with women and men alike granting him unreasonable favors because he is the "most handsome boy they have laid their eyes upon".
TLDR - a middle aged fairy tale is about how if you are good looking enough, you do anything, including marry into the Royal linage. Society will make exception for you and help you on whatever daring enduring task is at your disposal because that's just what happens to GigaChads. The King who tries to isolate his daughters virginity from this horny Chad will be painted as the villain, and be casted off his Throne by cosmic forces for trying to impede what is clearly the natural order.
An old Slavic tale called "The Devil with the Three Golden Hairs", thought to have originated in what is now referred to as the Kingdom of Czech, is about the birth of an "exceptionally HANDSOME" young peasant boy, to whom is prophesied to marry the King's daughter and one day take the throne. The King, not wanting a lowly peasant to marry his literal Princess, orders the boy to be drowned in a local river. The boy miraculously survives and through thick and thin, finds his way into the Royal Palace, seduces the daughter, and marries into the royal linage before the King can even find out. Rightfully angered by this intrusive Chad, the King sends the young boy off on an impossible task to retrieve three golden hairs from a monster, hoping he will die on his journey. The boy narrowly escapes death multiple times, only to be saved by his "striking good looks". His adventure is filled with women and men alike granting him unreasonable favors because he is the "most handsome boy they have laid their eyes upon".
TLDR - a middle aged fairy tale is about how if you are good looking enough, you do anything, including marry into the Royal linage. Society will make exception for you and help you on whatever daring enduring task is at your disposal because that's just what happens to GigaChads. The King who tries to isolate his daughters virginity from this horny Chad will be painted as the villain, and be casted off his Throne by cosmic forces for trying to impede what is clearly the natural order.
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