Story I purchased a bag of peanuts at work today ( follow up to my snickers thread)

[WawelDragon1683]

Even tho i was very sceptical about the vending machine, i decided to give it another go. I decided to buy a bag of peanuts and wouldn't you know it, the shit got stuck again? This time instead of shaking it a bit like yesterday i went full autismo and started going full force on that bitch. Eventually the cunt gave up and gave me my fucking peanuts. They tasted liek shit anyway but at least i was victorious in getting them. My snickers from yesterday was gone btw, so some cunt must of got it for free.

 

[ihaveno1]

This time instead of shaking it a bit like yesterday i went full autismo and started going full force on that bitch. Eventually the cunt gave up and gave me my fucking peanuts.

glad u got them man, just go full autismo on vending machines theory works

 

[Guest2]

[Vending]

 

[Blacktarpill]

I like snickers but cant really eat anything with peanuts rn

[Vending]

Jfl high iq joke ngl.

 

[Guest2]

cant really eat anything with peanuts rn

tell me why

 

[Deleted member 18515]

eat a snickers

 

[WawelDragon1683]

glad u got them man, just go full autismo on vending machines theory works

thx man, it was my proudest moment yet at this fucking job.

[Vending]

Good shit man. although maybe too high iq for me. I migh not get all the hidden meaning behind this joke.

I like snickers

So do i but i didn't get to eat one cause that fucking machine stole it from me.

 

[Blacktarpill]

tell me why

Why are you so obsessive about my ass related problem bro? I have diarrhea

 

[Guest2]

Why are you so obsessive about my ass related problem bro? I have diarrhea

whats that man

 

[Blacktarpill]

whats that man

When i try to shit, i can feel that im shitting water instead of shit. And when there is actual shit, it is really weird and creamy. It is over.
Im on whitepill tho.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

When i try to shit, i can feel that im shitting water instead of shit. And when there is actual shit, it is really weird and creamy. It is over.
Im on whitepill tho.

Thx for sharing about your shit in my peanuts thread man.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Thx for sharing about your shit in my peanuts thread man.

Its a honor man, no problem.

 

[needsolution]

 

[WawelDragon1683]

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They are very good. One of the better snacks out there.

 

[needsolution]

They are very good. One of the better snacks out there.

i dont eat sweets, idk i dont like too much
i used to eat a lot in the past but i guess depression destroyed me

 

[Lux]

peanuts are overrated

 

[WawelDragon1683]

peanuts are overrated

They did taste like shit, yeah.

 

[zangano1]

Vends me