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Based I publicly hit a girl at uni, and completely got away with it!

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So I'm attending a lecture at uni in an auditorium.
A group of girls sits in the row directly above me.

Eventually, one of them decides to rest her shoes on an empty char right next to where I am sitting.
I essentially have her fucking dirty feet inches from my eye for no reason.
Obviously, I'm an incel in looks and so women regularly give disrespect to people like me while thinking nothing of it and not expecting pushback.

I decide to let her keep her feet for 1-2 minutes to get her comfortable.
When she's not expecting it, I quickly turn 90 degrees and hit her hard in her knees!
Her friends immediately laugh, she's humiliated.

I get peace for the most part of the lecture until she tries provoking again 5 minutes before the end.
Knowing if I strike again I will almost definitely get reprimanded due to the foidocracy of uni, I let it slide.

Lecture ends, and I leave calmly without saying anything.
As I leave I can hear in the distance her raising her voice "You can't hit women!" as I exit the building unbothered.

Given that I was in the right in the situation and I didn't escalate too much, there's not much 'Sexual Assault' that can be claimed!
I hit a girl and got away with it!

The lesson to be learned is that if you're an incel, you probably don't hate women enough.
If you retaliate in the passive-aggressive ways they treat you, you actually gain their respect.

I don't think the best way to live as an incel is to ER, but rather to counter foids' derision continually at a small scale.
Who knows instead of killing people, you can potentially geomaxx and statusmaxx and get an old SEA girl.

Words of wisdom folks!
 
they’re not even trying anymore
 
larp first post
 
Eventually, one of them decides to rest her shoes on an empty char right next to where I am sitting.
I essentially have her fucking dirty feet inches from my eye for no reason.
 
Did you suck on her toes
 
You're not based enough, faggot!

I actually did do that, and I'm proud of it, now fuck off!
yes, yes… that’s a very nice fairytale. I’m sure you’ll become a world renowned fictional novelist soon enough
 
Photos, videos or it didn't happen.
 
yes, yes… that’s a very nice fairytale. I’m sure you’ll become a world renowned fictional novelist soon enough
Yes, this actually happened.

I have a reputation at uni for being a weird autistic guy.

Since I struck once they just thought it was my autism.
 
i kicked one when i was in HS and got kicked out
 
i kicked one when i was in HS and got kicked out
You can't just hit people because you want to.

You need a pretext + plausible deniability which is what I had going for me that fateful day.
 
You can't just hit people because you want to.

You need a pretext + plausible deniability which is what I had going for me that fateful day.
Stupid whore broke my mouse
 
Stupid whore broke my mouse
I think if you would have strongly tapped her hand while she was messing with the mouse you could have gotten away with it.

That's plausible deniability. Others aren't allowed to take your belongings even if you're an incel.

If you hit her afterwards then you're just retarded and you'll get suspended.
 
You will never reach sainthood!
 
Howdy Cucktears :soy:
 
I think if you would have strongly tapped her hand while she was messing with the mouse you could have gotten away with it.

That's plausible deniability. Others aren't allowed to take your belongings even if you're an incel.

If you hit her afterwards then you're just retarded and you'll get suspended.
I was half asleep and hit her after she went out, noone saw me but the principal still believed the foid and her friends
 
This is really low quality LARP, try studying the playbook harder next time
 
I don't think the best way to live as an incel is to ER, but rather to counter foids' derision continually at a small scale.
Who knows instead of killing people, you can potentially geomaxx and statusmaxx and get an old SEA girl.
Fair take. I respect it.
 
@Dr. Autismo thoughts?
 
I came here just to say: obvious LARP from an infiltrator.
 
larp first post
1000026712
 
They were laughing and she did it again because none of them take you seriously. They think its funny to provoke the weird autistic incel. Until something goEs wRong.
 
All throughout high school, every time we had service a group of Yr12 guys would always watch me walk in and sit by myself, then sit behind me and play with my hair, rub their spit around my ear, flick my ears, stroke my neck, just to name a few. The only time I ever turned around I told them to kill themselves and a few other things. The teachers watched me get physically abused by the guys for years, yet as soon as I stood up for myself I was pulled outside.
 
Good on you for defending yourself
 
So I'm attending a lecture at uni in an auditorium.
A group of girls sits in the row directly above me.

Eventually, one of them decides to rest her shoes on an empty char right next to where I am sitting.
I essentially have her fucking dirty feet inches from my eye for no reason.
Obviously, I'm an incel in looks and so women regularly give disrespect to people like me while thinking nothing of it and not expecting pushback.

I decide to let her keep her feet for 1-2 minutes to get her comfortable.
When she's not expecting it, I quickly turn 90 degrees and hit her hard in her knees!
Her friends immediately laugh, she's humiliated.

I get peace for the most part of the lecture until she tries provoking again 5 minutes before the end.
Knowing if I strike again I will almost definitely get reprimanded due to the foidocracy of uni, I let it slide.

Lecture ends, and I leave calmly without saying anything.
As I leave I can hear in the distance her raising her voice "You can't hit women!" as I exit the building unbothered.

Given that I was in the right in the situation and I didn't escalate too much, there's not much 'Sexual Assault' that can be claimed!
I hit a girl and got away with it!

The lesson to be learned is that if you're an incel, you probably don't hate women enough.
If you retaliate in the passive-aggressive ways they treat you, you actually gain their respect.

I don't think the best way to live as an incel is to ER, but rather to counter foids' derision continually at a small scale.
Who knows instead of killing people, you can potentially geomaxx and statusmaxx and get an old SEA girl.

Words of wisdom folks!
Based foid punchER
 
Shouldve also spit on her face
 
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So I'm attending a lecture at uni in an auditorium.
A group of girls sits in the row directly above me.

Eventually, one of them decides to rest her shoes on an empty char right next to where I am sitting.
I essentially have her fucking dirty feet inches from my eye for no reason.
Obviously, I'm an incel in looks and so women regularly give disrespect to people like me while thinking nothing of it and not expecting pushback.

I decide to let her keep her feet for 1-2 minutes to get her comfortable.
When she's not expecting it, I quickly turn 90 degrees and hit her hard in her knees!
Her friends immediately laugh, she's humiliated.

I get peace for the most part of the lecture until she tries provoking again 5 minutes before the end.
Knowing if I strike again I will almost definitely get reprimanded due to the foidocracy of uni, I let it slide.

Lecture ends, and I leave calmly without saying anything.
As I leave I can hear in the distance her raising her voice "You can't hit women!" as I exit the building unbothered.

Given that I was in the right in the situation and I didn't escalate too much, there's not much 'Sexual Assault' that can be claimed!
I hit a girl and got away with it!

The lesson to be learned is that if you're an incel, you probably don't hate women enough.
If you retaliate in the passive-aggressive ways they treat you, you actually gain their respect.

I don't think the best way to live as an incel is to ER, but rather to counter foids' derision continually at a small scale.
Who knows instead of killing people, you can potentially geomaxx and statusmaxx and get an old SEA girl.

Words of wisdom folks!
I believe you, fucking based.
 
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