JFL I propostioned my milf neighbor for sex.

[Broken Man]

So I have this late 40s neighbor woman that I make small talk with every now and then. She's not that hot and her face is about a 4/10 and she's a little chunky (but dat phat ass tho).

Anyway, the other day I saw her getting out of her car wearing tight yoga pants and couldn't take it anymore. Later I made an excuse and knocked on her apartment door asking if she had a lighter. She invited me in and I made some small talk for about a minute or so and then asked her what she would do if I tried to kiss. She looked puzzled and then smiled at me and said she'd kick me out. I recovered and asked her why. Then she laughed at me and said "just go". lmfao

Later today I saw her in the parking lot whispering to her friend and she shouted at me " Hey. Broken Man" I looked over said hello. She pointed at her friend (who was a legit 2/10 fatty ) and said she was single . Honestly I didn't know what to say and just laughed and went upstairs .

I just thought should share this with you guys.

moral of this story.

IT'S FUCKING OVER.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Damn..that is harsh. Hang in there brother..

 

[Ritalincel]

go eee ahh

 

[ordinaryotaku]

RIP my dude.

 

[Deleted member 60]

damn, I respect your low inhib. Could have gone much worse, don't stress

 

[Not_Important]

Moral of the story: Don't even try, it's not worth it if you're below 6/10.

 

[Fuckcel]

Damn, this is cringe.

 

[Sadist]

I mean you were in her house alone with her....you should have taken your chance with her if you get what I mean :heybby:

 

[Deleted member 60]

don't take it personal. Juggernaut law bro

 

[whogivesafucc]

>not fucking the 2/10

tsk tsk tsk

 

[Pasteleiro]

Hey. Broken Man!

For a moment I thought that she called you a broken man.

 

[doktordoom]

date the fatty. find happiness

 

[Uglymonster]

She would probably do it if you give her money

 

[acnescarcel]

should have asked out the 2/10 girl

 

[EthnicelNL]

I mean you were in her house alone with her....you should have taken your chance with her if you get what I mean :heybby:

Wot do u meen mistre?

 

[Its0verMuhNigga]

Respect for low inhib but wtf were you thinking ?

 

[Sadist]

Wot do u meen mistre?

 

[blackletcel]

I mean you were in her house alone with her....you should have taken your chance with her if you get what I mean :heybby:

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Respect for low inhib but wtf were you thinking ?

 

[Detro]

For a moment I thought that she called you a broken man.

 

[Sadist]

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kek this the real nigga tho lol

 

[Broken Man]

don't take it personal. Juggernaut law bro

It didn't really bother me all that much but I'm still a little disappointed to tell you the truth. I guess I got carried away because I really wanted to wreck that ass or at the very least, get a kiss and maybe cop some titty.

@Its0verMuhNigga At this point in my life I kinda don't give a fuck and am willing to take risks and embarrassment to get my dick wet.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Damn, that sucks she's got nothing to lose letting you cum inside. smh

 

[blackletcel]

kek this the real nigga tho lol

dont disrespect my boondocks boi

 

[Sadist]

dont disrespect my boondocks boi

rip Chris Hansen

 

[Indari]

low inhib as fuck

 

[takERisks]

Should have just escort ffs

 

[Firefly]

I am proud of you for volceling this son.

 

[Deleted member 6657]

I'd rather go dumpster diving than stoop to a fat 2/10. Who's with me?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I'd rather go dumpster diving than stoop to a fat 2/10. Who's with me?

I'd fuck anything that looks remotely female..

 

[caffeine455]

Moral of the story: Don't even try, it's not worth it if you're below 6/10.

make it 8.

 

[Ritalincel]

I'd rather go dumpster diving than stoop to a fat 2/10. Who's with me?

I'd rather dive from a 500ft cliff

 

[Deleted member 6657]

I'd fuck anything that looks remotely female..

Imagine a vagina with teeth. It's bite gores you and becomes infected. Imagine remembering the sights, the smells and cringing, gagging.

 

[NijuGMD]

She pointed at her friend (who was a legit 2/10 fatty) and said she was single.

Why didn't you smash her

 

[Evildoer]

Moral of the story: Don't even try, it's not worth it if you're below 6/10.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Congratulations to boost her ego!

 

[Izayacel]

Why didn't you smash her

not quite rly low inhib yet
i wish i was that low inhib, there need to be bitches here who jsut want a fat dick into their mouthhole

 

[ApoplecticRage]

Credit to you for trying. I was going to try something similar about three years ago but chickened out.

 

[Brooding Genius]

I hate to say it but you didn't do it right. Very few if any men would have gotten a kiss in a situation like that.

1 problem: You asked her! Never, never, ever, ever ask a woman if you can kiss her or you can make any kind of a move on her. Just fucking do it if she green lights you. If you are good at it, she will go for it 95% of them. But you have to be able to read minds.

Once you get into bed, sometimes you can ask her if she wants to do certain sex acts. Like,

Do you want me to spank you?
Yes!
Harder?
Yes!
Harder?
Yes!

Even in bed, you don't ask permission or if she wants to do most sex acts. You just fucking do whatever sex act it is and if she doesn't like it, she will let you know afterwards, and then you don't do it again.

2 Problem: You hit on a chick without getting a green light. This almost never works. You must get some sort of a green light before you can make any move on a woman. Hitting on a woman with no green light is asking for rejection. Don't do it unless you are a masochist.

 

[Newbite]

She sounds like a cool old roast

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Imagine a vagina with teeth. It's bite gores you and becomes infected. Imagine remembering the sights, the smells and cringing, gagging.

I love that movie

 

[Scorn]

For a moment I thought that she called you a broken man.

also >just go
that's like saying you're unfuckable deal with it but in a different way

 

[Gremlincel]

Damn. That must have felt humiliating as all hell.

 

[Evil Genius]

Go back to her apartment, grab her ass and start lipsing her. Act like you are a bit drunk and see what happens.

 

[Dunkelheit]

 

[DeathCoil]

What the fucking fuck have you done?