I plan on taking a shit on a femoid

[mrhaircut33]

I get back to my uni this weekend and I have this apartment that overlooks the entry way down below (I'm high enough up so you would not be able to identify my face).  Stacies and chads are always walking in and out so I'm thinking this weekend about getting super drunk and taking a laxative and and squatting my ass cheeks out the opened window and taking a fresh shit on all the chads and stacies down below

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

>shitcel. well that´s new

 

[avsky1]

if you're certain you can get away with it, do it. just make sure you hit an actual chad or Stacy

 

[Involuntarily]

Good idea OP

 

[WarmIncelation]

Lol

Do eeet

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Dont even try it. Even a flex from Chads jawline would blind you

 

[mrhaircut33]

if you're certain you can get away with it do it

I am certain I would not get caught. I think I would do 2 attacks, very quickly. Take a fresh shit, take cover, listen to the reaction down below like "grosssss ewwwww" and take another fresh shit after when they are still reacting

 

[avsky1]

I am certain I would not get caught. I think I would do 2 attacks, very quickly. Take a fresh shit, take cover, listen to the reaction down below like "grosssss ewwwww" and take another fresh shit after when they are still reacting

make sure to eat a crunch wrap supreme and 3 spicy bean burritos the night of

 

[mrhaircut33]

make sure to eat a crunch wrap supreme and 3 spicy bean burritos the night of

I have a sea food allergy so I'm thinking shrimp

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Dont even try it. Even a flex from Chads jawline would blind you

Why don't you fuck Chad? Huh? You would love that wouldn't you you fuckin Chas worshipper?

 

[Deleted member 1039]

I have a sea food allergy so I'm thinking shrimp

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Why don't you fuck Chad? Huh? You would love that wouldn't you you fuckin Chas worshipper?

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I mean your picking a fight with a chad. He'd curbstomp you in seconds.

 

[Blackpill101]

Lmaoo. Try not to get caught (srs). Incels have to deal harshly with law enforcement.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

have a few beers first so if you do get caught you can fall back on being drunk

 

[Deleted member 1060]

It's doable, study your ass off, get a high paid job, work your ass off, build capital, make friends with some oil barons in dubai, do some business partnership with them and arrange a dubai porta potty:

https://britmannia.com/2016/07/03/dubai-porta-potties/

 

[whogivesafucc]

wouldn't they see your asscheeks out the window, and i'm pretty sure if they even have two brain cells to rub together they would know what floor you're on after they identify you shitting on them

i mean good luck op don't get caught

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

At least you can blame it on being drunk if you do get caught

 

[mrhaircut33]

I mean your picking a fight with a chad. He'd curbstomp you in seconds.

I'll be up 13 floors above you fucking shit head

 

[anincelforlifelol]

Lmfao. Do it brother.

 

[mrhaircut33]

I get back to my uni this weekend and I have this apartment that overlooks the entry way down below (I'm high enough up so you would not be able to identify my face).  Stacies and chads are always walking in and out so I'm thinking this weekend about getting super drunk and taking a laxative and and squatting my ass cheeks out the opened window and taking a fresh shit on all the chads and stacies down below

Can't wait to take a freshly squeezed shit outside my window

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wouldn't they see your asscheeks out the window, and i'm pretty sure if they even have two brain cells to rub together they would know what floor you're on after they identify you shitting on them

i mean good luck op don't get caught

Lmao wtf do I say if I get caught!?

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Should I have someone film it from a ground view and post it here LMAO

 

[Deleted member 1039]

I'll be up 13 floors above you fucking shit head

 Dosent matter. Chad would squint his Hunter eyes at you causing you to ignite in flames.

 

[towncel]

I would pour piss over them from a bottle, real quick, without even showing them my hand

 

[dardycunt]

It's doable, study your ass off, get a high paid job, work your ass off, build capital, make friends with some oil barons in dubai, do some business partnership with them and arrange a dubai porta potty:

https://britmannia.com/2016/07/03/dubai-porta-potties/

 

[mrhaircut33]

 Dosent matter. Chad would squint his Hunter eyes at you causing you to ignite in flames.

I'd fuck any Chad up

 

[Deleted member 279]

Make sure to record it.

 

[Framecel222]

This guy is such a troll, how has nobody else realized it?

 

[KValt]

You’re gonna get expelled

 

[Indari]

don't fall

 

[Deleted member 306]

I remember a chad threw a poop of his to a girl

 

[mrhaircut33]

This guy is such a troll, how has nobody else realized it?

Coming from Mr fakecel himself

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I remember a chad threw a poop of his to a girl

Explain further

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don't fall

I hope I fall tbh

 

[koreancel26]

y wudnt u just shit in a bucket first and piss in it as well? u cud aim better, with the added advantage of not being stuck there pinching ur loaf for 10 seconds

 

[Q2CZ3p3]

y wudnt u just shit in a bucket first and piss in it as well? u cud aim better, with the added advantage of not being stuck there pinching ur loaf for 10 seconds

Water balloons perhaps? Or just plastic bags, filling might be an issue otherwise. Not impossible by any means but unnecessarily hard.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

DNA testing can prove it was yours.

 

[Jockcel]

Do it, you won't regret.

 

[Yodoyee]

A Stacy whines to the po po, it's 25 to life for you

 

[Q2CZ3p3]

DNA testing can prove it was yours.

Just add some chlorine.

Obviously just joking, seems risky to do this. Not large chance of success either from that high up i reckon.

 

[mrhaircut33]

y wudnt u just shit in a bucket first and piss in it as well? u cud aim better, with the added advantage of not being stuck there pinching ur loaf for 10 seconds

It would be funnier to literally shit on a Chas rather than transport a shit on top of chad

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

People back in the olden days, used to throw out their poop, and urine with a bucket out of the window.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

PLS DO, would be extreme life fuel

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

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Lmao wtf do I say if I get caught!?

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just say u have autism and your carer had to leave for a few minutes and left you unattended or some shit kek

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

A Stacy whines to the po po, it's 25 to life for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwwPMq1bos

 

[Yodoyee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwwPMq1bos

cheers I ain't heard this song ever

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People back in the olden days, used to throw out their poop, and urine with a bucket out of the window.

The streets of London in the days of modernization smelled like shit

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

cheers I ain't heard this song ever

was that sarcasm? or genuine? 

if genuine comment, im surprised uve never heard that song kek its a great song.

 

[Yodoyee]

was that sarcasm? or genuine? 

if genuine comment, im surprised uve never heard that song kek its a great song.

Srs brah, I'm pretty ignorant. Only em songs I'm somewhat familiar with are "brain damage" and "just don't give a fuk" lol

 

[NekoStance]

are you the guy who made all those youtubes of you shitting on pics of fakecels from lookism?

get help dude

 

[mrhaircut33]

are you the guy who made all those youtubes of you shitting on pics of fakecels from lookism?

get help dude

Nah

 

[St.Tropez]

I want to eat shit from females tho lol.

 

[NekoStance]

are you the guy who made all those youtubes of you shitting on pics of fakecels from lookism?
get help dude

Nah

not sure I believe you

but get help anyway

 

[mrhaircut33]

not sure I believe you

but get help anyway

help about what? it will be fucking epic

 

[NekoStance]

not sure I believe you
but get help anyway

help about what? it will be fucking epic

[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/9Deg7VrpHbM[/video]

 

[mrhaircut33]

[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/9Deg7VrpHbM[/video]

save that normie shit you just posted for somewhere else boyo

 

[mrhaircut33]

I get back to my uni this weekend and I have this apartment that overlooks the entry way down below (I'm high enough up so you would not be able to identify my face).  Stacies and chads are always walking in and out so I'm thinking this weekend about getting super drunk and taking a laxative and and squatting my ass cheeks out the opened window and taking a fresh shit on all the chads and stacies down below

Should i do it tonight XD