i was peeing in a bottle because there are cockroachs in the bathroom and my overprotective parents made me a pussy so i started to pee in the bottle and then my hands started to shake and i ended up peeing on the wall
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did you clean it
Walls me
just pee out the window bro .
Bonus points if you hit random people .
Bonus points if you hit random people .
RIP I hate when shit like that happens. I once did something similar in my car once.
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mogs me
Your parents should do something about the cockraoches in the bathroom tbh
i threw water on it
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bro...
it reeks like weed so if I ever get pulled over I am fucked
not even some soap or something?
high iqcel
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tbh I would've used glass cleaner because that's what I have in my room
why do you have glass cleaner???
theres soap in the bathroom and cant go there
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Clean my desk, clean my monitor, clean my keyboard, get rid of dust
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clean my mouse too, and wrist padyou must be a NEATcel
i was the cockroach in the bathroom i apologize for the inconvenience but we will be staying there for a while
you cleanliness mog me
what the fuck man why didnt you or your parents get rid of the cockroaches
You're probably a fakecel, if you never peed at your wall ngl.
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Nice news ty boyo
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whatNice news ty boyo
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Not u!
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Its okay ty for stoping by do u want any candy?
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no i will not be getting into the van todayIts okay ty for stoping by do u want any candy?
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so you can grab me and pull me in? pass
Used to piss in bottles while trucking. Would have incredible collections. Well aged like a fine wine and would mark whatever territory i pour it on effectively. One time when my codriver was at the wheel we hit a rough part of road and all my piss spilled on their bunk bed. There was arguing that day.
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OP mogs me, he has company at least
if you need company you can always buy some bugs from the store
you are a nice personIm weak boyo
Just wanted to be nice man
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Can I drink some?
Clean your bathroom!
Then get some "diatomaceous earth" and sprinkle that everywhere! No more roaches!
Then get some "diatomaceous earth" and sprinkle that everywhere! No more roaches!
Pees me
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These kind of posts are the highlight of the day.
Dogs me.
Just drink it theory, free water.
Step 1. Get an anti insect spray from your house (if there’s none ask your parents for it or just leave your house to go buy it should take less than 15 minutes)
Step 2. Open the bathroom door and kill all cockroaches and whatever else you find there, then put down the spray on top of the sink in case you need it again later.
Step 3. Get soap and a cloth from the kitchen or the pantry, clean your wall, your room and your bathroom. Then wash the cloth and put everything away in its place.
Step 4. Resume your LDARing in a clean environment
Step 2. Open the bathroom door and kill all cockroaches and whatever else you find there, then put down the spray on top of the sink in case you need it again later.
Step 3. Get soap and a cloth from the kitchen or the pantry, clean your wall, your room and your bathroom. Then wash the cloth and put everything away in its place.
Step 4. Resume your LDARing in a clean environment
Lay down some traps and catch them.
I would lose my no fap streak within my car.
yucky. i'm the opposite i obsessively clean everything. pee, blood etc make me feel sick just looking at them
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This thread is great.
Legit wheezed and dropped my phone because I unexpectedly laughed at "while trucking"
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