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I pee inside a PVC pipe - Piss Pipe concept explained

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So everyone knows about pissing in bottles to avoid going to the toilet but that's not sanitary and does not remove the pee. Instead I have developed a system where I upen the window, grab a 50 cm long PVC pipe and stick my penis in it. As I pee the piss trickles down like a waterfall and lands on the ground below. After I am done I pour some water in the pipe from a water jug I keep nearby and let the water wash off the pisss from the PVC pipe walls.

I get that some of you don't live in a place where you can do that but it works well for me.

I also throw trash outside the window then dump in in the trash can when I go out which saves me the trouble of carrying down trash bags. But I will go a step beyond that and get a string on the lid of the trashcan so I can open it remotely from my window and dump trash directly to the trashcan outside the house.

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Fucking genius
 
Because it saves me time. I may or may not live in the attic with no batroom in my floor so going down a flight of stairs every time I have to pee is a waste of my energy.
 
At night, i pee in a bucket.
 
ngl i wish i was smart enough to install a urinal pipe system in my house

like the ones in portable toilets but with filters to stop stuff from falling through

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ngl i wish i was smart enough to install a urinal pipe system in my house

like the ones in portable toilets but with filters to stop stuff from falling through
Interesting. But it takes away the most important part which is simplicity. However I can imagine a future where instead of a toilet every room has a tube to piss in that goes to a sewage system.
 
Because it saves me time. I may or may not live in the attic with no batroom in my floor so going down a flight of stairs every time I have to pee is a waste of my energy.
Interesting. But it takes away the most important part which is simplicity. However I can imagine a future where instead of a toilet every room has a tube to piss in that goes to a sewage system.
Do you work out or at least get physical exercise some other way? If not you are depriving yourself of the few times you are able to move around even if it's for doing daily tasks.
 
Do you work out or at least get physical exercise some other way? If not you are depriving yourself of the few times you are able to move around even if it's for doing daily tasks.
I used to work out but for the past few weeks I have become so depressed that I barely move from my chair. Sometimes I just feel like laying in bed the whole day
 
Just kathetermax at this point
 
Just use bathroom theory
 

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